Ifeanyi Asobie @aifuture247

Nawa o... Imagine selling landed properties, raising money from family and friends,and telling them that you got a job in the UK and would be permanently relocating and also emphasising to them once more how Nigeria is messed up... only to get to the UK and find out that you were scammed by a fake travel agency...
Hmm... People wicked shaa.
“Japa: Over 1,000 Nigerians stranded in UK - IOM - Premium Times”

They will quickly hit the ground running in harassing and extorting boys while largely ignoring the thieving politicians littered everywhere like ants.
“NEW ENUGU EFCC OFFICE INAUGURATED - Arise News”

Robert Clarke, an elder state man: will talk, talk and talk, yet nobody listens.
Nigeria needs action, not talking. We have talked enough.
“1999 Constitution is Nigeria’s problem; needs review – Robert Clarke - Vanguard”

The way some people speed while driving during this yuletide season eh, it's as if the devil himself is pursuing them.
They want to use these few remaining days of the year and build mansions, buy expensive things and make millions...
Hmm... We have to be very careful this period.
RIP to be dead.
May God keep us all.
“Two die as speeding driver loses control on Lagos-Ibadan road - Punch Newspapers”

Don't quite think so...
UK needs every single penny they can get from any foreign student - low grade or not.
Times are hard, and economic hardship is biting hard, even in UK especially.
“UK May Deport Foreign Students With Low Grades - Leadership News”

As if we expected them to say otherwise... What happens to ordering ECOWAS country presidents to deliver good governance to their citizens and shun corruption, looting and nepotism that have characterized their governments?
Mtchew... As if they don't know the root cause of these coups.
“ECOWAS court orders reinstatement of Niger’s ousted Bazoum - Al Jazeera English”

This Rivers State matter serious o for a Nigerian politician to resign from his position... ah, this is very serious o.
Naija politician wey dey drag position even for inside grave.
“Rivers Attorney-General, Adangor Resigns Amid Gov Fubara, Wike Rift - SaharaReporters.com”

No o... N1 Billion is too small o... remember that some of delegates will go with their side chicks; so make it like 100 Billion.
Mtchew...
“Nigerian Minister Proposes To Spend N1Billion On Trip To Geneva - SaharaReporters.com”

Would you even expect the best advice from these people to a country like Nigeria? Do you really think they actually want your good?
If Nigeria gets better and becomes very developed, where will they be dumping their inferior products: drugs, tokumbo cars, etc that are not fit for their own citizens?
Make I just dey one side dey look FG like Big Brother...
“Stop subsidy payment, increase petrol price to N750/litre, World Bank tells FG - Daily Trust”