Akin Louis @madninja

In another news:
Number of pot bellied people in Nigeria to drop very soon.
“Fuel crisis: Marketers confirm petrol price hike to over N500 per litre - Punch Newspapers”

Did they demand good roads, functional medical centers, education, electricity....
No.
Like Marx described - religion as the 'opium of the masses' as it distorts reality and numbs the pain of the proletariats oppression.
The group is high, high, high.
“Subsidy: Arewa youths commend Tinubu, call for Northern Christians’ appointment - Punch Newspapers”

I want to do the same for my landlord. I mean I want him to forgive me for not renewing my rent that was due since last year.
In fact, I want him to stop colleecing rent from me. If Buhari apologies to Nigerians is acceptable, my apologies to my landlord should be acceptable too.
“President Muhammadu Buhari Apologises To Nigerians Over Pain-induced Policies - Leadership News”

Same here.
I am the king, emperor and Grand Commander Of my Family (GCOF).
“Buhari confers national honours on Anyaoku, Tinubu’s wife, Emefiele, 337 others - Daily Trust”

Official documents dated Sundays could be nullified by law courts, since Sundays are not working days.
“Kano governor-elect rejects Ganduje′s offer to hand over on Sunday - Premium Times”

Hooray to 4 more years of super suffering.
Hooray to national rebirth into hopelessness,
Hooray to suffering and smiling and dancing,
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!!!
“May 29 inauguration: Tinubu Presidency is here - Daily Post Nigeria”

Yes. Yes. Bye bye.
Apologies are cool. But where are the "new" currency notes?
“UPDATED: Buhari apologises for his economic policies that made Nigerians suffer - Premium Times”