Iretiayo Olusanya @mightypillar

Armed robber dey knack madam for oga front🤦 the thing 🍆 commot
Madam put am back quickly🙆,
na fear abi na enjoyment?
🙄😎😎😎

If thunder decided to fire🔥those who are not using their real name on Facebook 😂haffa will u be safe☺️😂

POINT OF NO RETURN by Gbile Akanni.
Proverb 2:19

There are things you can do on earth and reverse
them;

There are places you can go now, and you can come back later;

There are people you are seeing now, you will still
meet later;

Prisoner may still come back home after many
years;

The car you bought can be sold;

The cloth you bought can be sold;

You can pack out from the flat you rented;

You can resign from the job you accepted;

BUT.......
ANYONE THAT GOES TO HELL AFTER DEATH, CAN'T COME BACK AGAIN;

NO AMOUNT OF PRAYER CAN SAVE THEM;

NO AMOUNT OF PLEADING CAN HELP;

CALLING THE NAME OF JESUS IN HELL IS A WASTE OF TIME;

THEIR FAMILY CAN'T HELP THEM;

IT IS A POINT OF NO RETURN .............;

CONFESSING OF SIN IN HELL IS A WASTE OF TIME;

THEIR OFFERING AND TITHE WONT HELP;

THEIR SERVICE FOR GOD ON EARTH WILL NOT COUNT;

YEARS OF LABOUR WILL BE IN VAIN;

EDUCATIONAL ACHIEVEMENT WILL BE A CURSE;

TITLES LIKE BISHOP OR G.O WILL ATTRACT MORE PUNISHMENT;

THOSE THAT BECAME CHORISTER, USHER, EVANGELIST, WHO ENDED UP THERE WILL BE GIVING EXTRA PUNISHMENT;

IT IS A POINT OF NO RETURN................!

$850, 000, 000,000,000,0000, as BANK account balance won't help;

Private jet, expensive car can not drive into hell;

TO RESCUE THEM, US MARINE, CIA, FBI ARE POWERLESS IN THIS CASE;

IF ALL THE HOUSES A MAN HAS IS SOLD AND GIVEN TO THE POOR, IT CANT REVERSE THE DECISION OF GOD, ONCE SOMEONE ENTERS HELL;_

HELL IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN.....DON'T GO NEAR!!!

Repent and accept Jesus Christ now......

Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D.

What is point B to point D?

It's from point of Birth(B) to point of Death(D).
So life starts from the moment we are Born(B) until the day we Die(D).

But in the middle of B(Birth) and D(Death) is a mysterious C.

What is C then?It is CHRIST.

If we put Christ in the middle of our life(Birth--->Christ--->Death) our life will not end at D but extend to E.

What is E? It's Eternal Life.

So all those who put Christ in the middle of their life have Eternal life after Death

But those who do not put Christ in the middle of their lives don't have Eternal life after Death but they have F(Fire).

Therefore the mathematical Equation or Definition of Life For Christians is

B + C + D = E
Birth + Christ + Death = Eternal Life

And the mathematical Equation or Definition Of Life For Unbelievers:

(B - C ) + D = F
(Birth - Christ) + Death = Fire

Any one that avoids C must surely lose E

For scriptural references, please check the following:

1John 5: 11-13
Acts 4:12
John 5:34
Rom 10:1
John 3:16 & 17
Rev 20:11-15

There's always blessing in sharing.... so share with others. He that wins a soul is wise!!!

Do the work of an Evangelist NOW by sharing this message to all your groups and contacts.

BREAKING NEWS!

Just now, ALLEN AVENUE ROUNDABOUT, is in chaos because of the confusion created by a TOYOTA CAMRY car coming from ALAUSA SECRETARIAT road and heading towards TOYIN STREET IKEJA.

The Police patrol team found two heads in the car while all the passengers including the driver were suspected Yahoo Boys.
Just immediately after the ALLEN AVENUE ROUNDABOUT, before getting to the FAMOUS HEALTH CENTER Nearby, a young lady of about 19 years old was being wooed by one of the boys in the CAMRY, the lady in question felt strong odour coming out from the CAMRY.

The terrible odour made the lady suspicious. She alerted an elderly man who was passing by who then made a signal to the Police team that was stationed nearby.

The police team intercepted the car, and searched the car.

One of the policemen was shocked when he opened the car booth and found two heads in the booth! Ki Olorun gbawa lowo awon omo yahoo yii ooo

On examining them carefully, the Police found that they were two known heads in the community.

It was a head of a TITUS FISH and the other was that of a GOAT (Ogunfe).

Thank you very much for allowing me to DISTRACT you. It's been a while I distracted you,over this fuel subsidy removal jare. 😂 Happiness is free, keep enjoying your self always

Now you can continue what you were doing.

Thanks.

NIGERIA POLICE FORCE WARNS NIGERIANS

Members of the public are strongly advised to take note of the following:

1. For your own good, whenever law enforcement agents ( whether in uniform or not) stop a vehicle you boarded, stay calm, avoid hissing and grumbling. Whether you are a man or a woman,
respect them.

2. Please take the receipts of your electronic equipment, laptop or other bulk gadgets (original or photocopy), anywhere you go if you must carry them.

3. If you don't have means of identification from your school or workplace, get at least a national ID card or driver's licence. It is crucial.

4. Delete all your bank alerts, and transfer sensitive information into a flash drive or memory card. Keep your financial transactions away from your phone.

5. Carrying more than Ten ATM card may bring serious problem for you in our present-day Nigeria : be warned !!!

6. If you must move at night no matter how close to your house, take your ID card and let someone go with you.

7. Dress responsibly - it will save you. Looking rugged and wild may earn you serious trouble.

8. If you are given a vehicle to go for an errand, make sure all documents are complete and up- to- date. Also, your driver's licence must be compliant before you hit the road.

9. When your car is being searched, don't just look away in anger ; they are doing their job. Just
pay close attention to what's going on, to avoid "had I known".

10. If you are not sure of what someone is carrying in a bag, pack, or sack, please ask politely before accepting to give the person a ride. You may be arrested for what you know nothing about.

11. After any stranger you decide to give a help comes down, move forward a little, park and search your vehicle very well before you continue so as to avoid harbouring any incriminating objects left behind.

12. It is mandatorily necessary you dont keep this message to yourself alone...

Please let others aware of these tips.

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Instead of dating 5 guys to pay ur rent🙅😩
Why not date the landlord himself 💁😂💁😌😊

How much have you mistakenly recharged from your bank that made you almost lost your mind🤣
Me: 200 Naira

if u cannot assist her financially,
allow her to cheat peacefully.
u cannot be broke and wicked at the same time😂😂