Kehinde Iyanda @quadriken

Whenever she enter she sef know say e get one kind look I dey always look and and my arms crossed like what do u have to say this time about my room

My mum will just come to our room to look for what to complain about, if she doesn’t find anything she will just switch on the light and tell us that the room is dark😂

I don’t get why mums cannot just rest when they’re at home. They’ll be running up and down, looking for work that doesn’t exist. This is after complaining that “oh I don’t rest in this house”. Stay in one place please 😂😭.

If Nigeria can spend billions rehabilitating Boko Haram members who have killed people, I don't see why we cannot rehabilitate Nigerians involved in manufacturing fake and counterfeit products. Instead of arresting and throwing them in jail, why not rehabilitate them? Re-educate them. If they can produce fakes, they are close to making authentic products. The NAFDAC should teach them how to register a company. Mentor them on how to get a patent. Help them secure bank loans and government grants from the Bank of Industry. Then, they will start making their made-in-Nigeria brands of pharmaceuticals, electronics, smartphones, food and beverage, and clothing to compete with foreign goods and services. That is how to build an economy. That is how we will develop our local technology. That is how we will build our military-industrial complex!

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RENO OMOKRI

You will always miss home and the locals when you are not around.

CCTV shows Godwin Emefiele, former SGF dr+gging $6.2 million cash from CBN vault two weeks to 2023 election — CBN Investigator’s Report.

The special investigator tasked with probing the CBN, Jim Obazee has returned with recommended charges for some senior officials of the past administration, saying they were linked to a brazen & relentless heist of public coffers, Peoples Gazette is reporting.

Jim Obazee said President Bola Tinubu should authorised prosecution of former cabinet secretary Boss Mustapha & ex-central bank chief Godwin Emefiele for their roles in the removal of $6.23 million cash from the bank’s cellar in Abuja.

The alleged theft said to have taken place on February 8, 2023 roughly 2 weeks ahead of the February 25 presidential election, was listed among a laundry of alleged corrupt diversion of public money linked to Mr Emefiele & other officials of the Buhari administration.

“The physical acts of unlawful removal of this amount were captured on the CCTV footage & preserved,” Mr Obazee added

Wahala be like bicycle, wetin be her own there

Nigerians were destined for the ‘tough and rough patch’ in the economy; Tinubu’s policies not solely responsible for economic problems — Bayo Onanuga, SA Information & Strategy to President Tinubu.

I feel sorry for the young men who are not married because the narrative out there is that it is all about the money. When they come, they don't like you for nothing -- Emeka Ike