Alcohol changes your actions, not your intentions
They say alcohol changes your actions, not your intentions. But I'd argue that alcohol is like a truth serum – it just brings out the real you, the one you've been hiding under a veneer of sobriety and social norms.
Take dancing, for instance. Sober you might be too self-conscious to bust a move, but after a few drinks, you're suddenly channeling your inner Beyoncé, gyrating on the dance floor like there's no tomorrow. Were you always a closet dancer? Or did the alcohol just give you the courage to express your true, rhythmic self?
And what about those late-night, drunken phone calls to your ex? You might blame the alcohol for your sudden urge to profess your undying love, but deep down, you know those feelings were always there, simmering beneath the surface. The alcohol just gave them a voice, a slightly slurred, overly enthusiastic voice, but a voice nonetheless.
So, the next time you find yourself doing something questionable after a few drinks, don't blame the alcohol. It's just revealing your true intentions, one embarrassing dance move or cringeworthy confession at a time. After all, as the saying goes, "In vino veritas" – in wine, there is truth. And sometimes, that truth is wearing a lampshade as a hat and singing karaoke off-key.
Take dancing, for instance. Sober you might be too self-conscious to bust a move, but after a few drinks, you're suddenly channeling your inner Beyoncé, gyrating on the dance floor like there's no tomorrow. Were you always a closet dancer? Or did the alcohol just give you the courage to express your true, rhythmic self?
And what about those late-night, drunken phone calls to your ex? You might blame the alcohol for your sudden urge to profess your undying love, but deep down, you know those feelings were always there, simmering beneath the surface. The alcohol just gave them a voice, a slightly slurred, overly enthusiastic voice, but a voice nonetheless.
So, the next time you find yourself doing something questionable after a few drinks, don't blame the alcohol. It's just revealing your true intentions, one embarrassing dance move or cringeworthy confession at a time. After all, as the saying goes, "In vino veritas" – in wine, there is truth. And sometimes, that truth is wearing a lampshade as a hat and singing karaoke off-key.
