I was so excited when my Landlord's daughter Dorcas aka "wife Material" invited Bernard and I for a picnic this evening.
I dressed up in a fine boy cloth, she came to my house and told me there will be a lot of young people there. I was worried since Bernard was coming.
Dorcas was putting on one of her new wigs.
We took a cab just because we were so excited, we didn't even look at the price. When we arrived there, there were about 25 people, we met them playing some games.
The game they were on was truth or dare,
The next game was a description game. They dared Dorcas to sing, she couldn't sing and they gave her a mixture of garlic and ginger, she squeezed her face.
They dared me to crawl for the rest of the day, I agreed to it.
They dared Bernard to behave like a M.A.D man. He was so excited, he started jumping, removed his cloth and he went and removed Dorcas's new wig, that was how the wig tore into two.
Well, we have been begging Dorcas since we came back to release Bernard from pick pin.
Eh! Brother Bernard!
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