1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it😒😒😒
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards🙄🙄🙄
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone😮😮😮
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies have disappeared😫😫😫
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7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😪😪😪
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2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards🙄🙄🙄
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone😮😮😮
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies have disappeared😫😫😫
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start😥😥😥
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy"🙄🙄🙄
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😪😪😪
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant🤔🤔
9. KINDNESS:- is when you tap on my profile and FOLLOW me😍😍😍
10. Wickedness is wen u finish reading this post and don't tap on my profile and FOLLOW me😥😥😥
#Iamthelaffdoctor#