ππLAUGH OUT YOUR SORROWππ
1.What is JEALOUSY?? π
JEALOUSY is when u see two goats having sex and you decided to separate them..... ππ¬
is the She-goat your EX? ππ Abi what's your problem?π€£π€£π€£
2.Every time I kill mosquito, I put it in a chair next to mah bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!! π π
3.How African parent comment on thier children Facebook photo:
"You're beautiful in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen" π π
4.Some girls can be funny o.
So because ur crush moved to ur area, U now wear heels to fetch water π π π
5.Buying flowers for ur ibadan girlfriend Is not an issue.
The problem is when u receive a text message from her the next day saying.... ""boo, the vegetables u bought me tasted somehow""
Na wa ooooooooπ€£π€£π
6.I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking that he is in the club saying this DJ go kill person ooooooooo. When I turn the generator off, he ask me who sing the track?
I come tell am say na Yamaha sing am..naim d guy say davido and dem WizKid supposed to dey learn from dis Yamaha jam...c wahala.οοπ€£π€£π€£
7. A guy saw 2 identical twins,,,,and he went ahead and ask dem dat,,,,shay na twins abi pixmix???shoroniyen?π€£π€£
8. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???πππ€£π€£
9.You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hallπ«πͺ
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10.Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer ππππππ
11.Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky.. I will open the back door and jump into heaven, just to surprise Godππππ€£π€£
12.People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 700 women? πππππ
13.The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, that's why the center of their anus remain blackπ
NOTE: New story dropping tomorrow Evening π
1.What is JEALOUSY?? π
JEALOUSY is when u see two goats having sex and you decided to separate them..... ππ¬
is the She-goat your EX? ππ Abi what's your problem?π€£π€£π€£
2.Every time I kill mosquito, I put it in a chair next to mah bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!! π π
3.How African parent comment on thier children Facebook photo:
"You're beautiful in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen" π π
4.Some girls can be funny o.
So because ur crush moved to ur area, U now wear heels to fetch water π π π
5.Buying flowers for ur ibadan girlfriend Is not an issue.
The problem is when u receive a text message from her the next day saying.... ""boo, the vegetables u bought me tasted somehow""
Na wa ooooooooπ€£π€£π
6.I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking that he is in the club saying this DJ go kill person ooooooooo. When I turn the generator off, he ask me who sing the track?
I come tell am say na Yamaha sing am..naim d guy say davido and dem WizKid supposed to dey learn from dis Yamaha jam...c wahala.οοπ€£π€£π€£
7. A guy saw 2 identical twins,,,,and he went ahead and ask dem dat,,,,shay na twins abi pixmix???shoroniyen?π€£π€£
8. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???πππ€£π€£
9.You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hallπ«πͺ
πΆπΆπΆ
10.Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer ππππππ
11.Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky.. I will open the back door and jump into heaven, just to surprise Godππππ€£π€£
12.People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 700 women? πππππ
13.The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, that's why the center of their anus remain blackπ
NOTE: New story dropping tomorrow Evening π
