1. When your partner is Bathīng, just shout
“Baby you thought I don’t know your Påsswrd, so what’s all this Nònsense in your phone”...😒😒😒
My Brother, you will make someone to Have BIood Pressure Automatically 💥💥😭😭😂😂😂
2. Welcome to Nigerìa, where Only black people will Mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🙄😂😂😂😂😂
3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn GirIfriend today, Nkechi 🙄
Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰
Nkechi: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄
Me: If 3x Is multiplied With 2, and divided With double of (-3x), and the answer is 14
Find X 😒😒😒
NKECHI: “Oya Oya.....My favourite colour is Pink... 💥😒😂😂😂😂😂
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match, if We use that Strength to shout AMEN in the church., things be Going Smoothly in Your life 😒😒😒
5). If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 😒😒😂😂
6) So You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockíng you,
My Brother the time you are buying it, the price no shóck you? 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂
7). My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar woman singing “Ekwueme” like this:
“Ekwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are In The Living God ooo,
Eze no one like us. 😳😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
8) If not for proper education, how will I know that When You Climb AItar With Native Clothes, It's Called ALTERNATIVE 💥💥😋😂😂😂😂
9) Anytime I give advice, I always end it with:
"It Might not Work for people like You ooo"
So Incase, the advice later spoil your life 😧😂😂😂😂😂
10) Some People are just too too EviI and heartless.....how can you Just Travel to your Village, and you Råpe the River Goddess, when you went to the stream 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
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“Baby you thought I don’t know your Påsswrd, so what’s all this Nònsense in your phone”...😒😒😒
My Brother, you will make someone to Have BIood Pressure Automatically 💥💥😭😭😂😂😂
2. Welcome to Nigerìa, where Only black people will Mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🙄😂😂😂😂😂
3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn GirIfriend today, Nkechi 🙄
Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰
Nkechi: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄
Me: If 3x Is multiplied With 2, and divided With double of (-3x), and the answer is 14
Find X 😒😒😒
NKECHI: “Oya Oya.....My favourite colour is Pink... 💥😒😂😂😂😂😂
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match, if We use that Strength to shout AMEN in the church., things be Going Smoothly in Your life 😒😒😒
5). If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 😒😒😂😂
6) So You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockíng you,
My Brother the time you are buying it, the price no shóck you? 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂
7). My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar woman singing “Ekwueme” like this:
“Ekwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are In The Living God ooo,
Eze no one like us. 😳😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
8) If not for proper education, how will I know that When You Climb AItar With Native Clothes, It's Called ALTERNATIVE 💥💥😋😂😂😂😂
9) Anytime I give advice, I always end it with:
"It Might not Work for people like You ooo"
So Incase, the advice later spoil your life 😧😂😂😂😂😂
10) Some People are just too too EviI and heartless.....how can you Just Travel to your Village, and you Råpe the River Goddess, when you went to the stream 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Dearie 🥰🥺🥺; You can tap The Fóllow Button Above this post IMMEDIATELY, for more Amazing Smiles Daily, on a DAILY
