Cholesterol
It all started this morning, as I entered a provision store to buy something for breakfast since my regular OKP (normal okpa) seller was nowhere to be found. I have trained myself over time to go for cooked food than the piles of junk, soda, and sweeteners stocked in all the shops along the street.
I had no option but to go for junk, bread to be precise. I was to go for butter too but at that instant, an article I read on cholesterol health risk dawned on me. While the seller continued to look in awe as I stylishly switched from the butter section to some canned milk.
"I thought you wanted butter", she said looking into my soul.
"hmmm, yes ma. But butter has so many health risk and contains cholesterol which causes lump in blood and leads to 70% of human deaths because it's hard to identify ", I said confidently.
After the woman stared and nodded in agreement for a while, she asked that I pick up a particular butter plate and examine the compositions.
I quickly noted that it says no cholesterol and then quickly added that it was all deceitful. No way you could have such greasy fatty mixture and there's no cholesterol in it.
She told me some and plant based and mostly doesn't have cholesterol.
I smiled and looked at the smart woman.(was it a way to talk me into buying this)
I slid my phone from my pocket and googled up some things.
Voila! The woman was right.
In amazement, I bought both the butter and milk just to show how excited I was about how much she knows about what she was selling.
I had no option but to go for junk, bread to be precise. I was to go for butter too but at that instant, an article I read on cholesterol health risk dawned on me. While the seller continued to look in awe as I stylishly switched from the butter section to some canned milk.
"I thought you wanted butter", she said looking into my soul.
"hmmm, yes ma. But butter has so many health risk and contains cholesterol which causes lump in blood and leads to 70% of human deaths because it's hard to identify ", I said confidently.
After the woman stared and nodded in agreement for a while, she asked that I pick up a particular butter plate and examine the compositions.
I quickly noted that it says no cholesterol and then quickly added that it was all deceitful. No way you could have such greasy fatty mixture and there's no cholesterol in it.
She told me some and plant based and mostly doesn't have cholesterol.
I smiled and looked at the smart woman.(was it a way to talk me into buying this)
I slid my phone from my pocket and googled up some things.
Voila! The woman was right.
In amazement, I bought both the butter and milk just to show how excited I was about how much she knows about what she was selling.