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Itโ€ฒs weekend giggles

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1. It's raining and you are telling somebody's daughter to enter your house, Are you Noah:/?๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

2. My friend has been forcing me to marry ,so that he can take advantage of my wife while am away ,Since I hate arguing I married his sister. I serve the living God๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

3. And some be asking me what I do for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a small job? I live in Nigeria for a living.๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ™ƒ

4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area is, the cheaper the Beer๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

5. Nobody knows how to listen and interpretes footsteps like Africans having unfaithful sex while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going.
Bunch of fornicators ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist watch, Make him too know say time no dey.๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜น

7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from England?. If there is no job just tell me๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

8. As a Nigerian, you should know that it's not all marriages that begin with ,"will you marry me?" Some begins with, "John I'm pregnant "๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

9. No woman wants a man who is everywhere,commenting on every woman's picture wow wow wow like an ambulance. Guys.. Get sense๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

10. Bro even if you hold her waist from Nigeria to south Africa, it doesn't mean that she belongs to you, because even Satan is from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't belong to the kingdom of God.

Have a laughter filled weekend. Cheers....

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