Akande Michael @blusher

CUTIE 🤩😍🤩🥰 MOST FUNNIEST 🤣🤣😁 JOKES😁😁

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1.Beggars don dey get choice this days!! Cc🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

a beggar ask me to do transfer, because I said I don't have catch😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

2. Grace your story is touching😭😭😭😭, but am not touching my savings🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. This low-key life wey I dey live now, nobody go know say I be prince wey disguise as poor person, to find true love 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

4. I just ask for account details, you don dey tell me you never see alert....🤔🤔🤔

Me wey just a know your real name😂😂😂😂😂

5. This one wey I don dey see Grace with nkechi and precious, hope am save🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

coz those people nah general overseer of ashawo😫😫😫😫😫😩😩🤦

6. For sportybet now even if you play "all players to wear jersey" one person go still carry senator come🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤦🤦

7. If men didn't cheat some of you won't be born, 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Emeka and Grace make ona confirm from ona father🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

8. When you finally go to church after two years, the pastor will be like there's a devil in our midst 🤣🤣🤣

his name is Emeka😏😏😏😏😏

9. Imagine government passing a new tax that all beautiful girls and boys should pay beauty tax,

Emeka and Grace don't worry we save👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

10. Since I borrow this guy money na only red and black baret with knife and gun na him dey always hold🤣🤣🤣

no wahala Emeka, chop the money🤣🤣🤣

11.small argument your boyfriend don slap you and you still save him number as "my peace of mind"🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grace dey play 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The problem i have with people😄😄😄 is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused to react😭😭😭

Cutie 🤩😍🥰 if have made you smile😄😀😃😆 and laugh😅😂🤣😁 I pray God touches your golden heart💜💜💙 to follow me so that we can be smiling together daily 😄😄😄😄

please cutie pie

FINDING A HUSBAND IS HARD.

1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.

2. You find a brilliant one. He looks too serious.

3. You find a rich one, he is disrespectful.

4. You find a hard-working one, he never has time for you.

5. You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling.

6. You find a humble one, he is broke.

7. You find a responsible one, he is not romantic
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8. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right.

9. You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.

10. You find a smart one, he lies every time.

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ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:

1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start
6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
10. Dem come ask for vigilante money
11. Month don end for Lesson teacher
12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?
13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter
14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding
15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..
16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...
17a. Buy them credit
17b. Buy them data
18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights
19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..
20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays
21. How much be the salary sef..
I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.

How man no go get High BP..

On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..

dem go still give you instruction..

"HONEY HARDER"

My brothers in the house, let's take it easy......our lives matters.
With or without us, life will continue.
GOD Bless and be with all Men!

Laugh with me friends
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JOKES 😂🤣

1.No body has de lowest voice than a guy
asking a lady for her phone nūmber..😀🤣

2. De most patience custømers in de world
are those būying Cøndøm. Dey will like, serve
him first i will wait😃😄😃

3. I can't stop laughing, at a job interview,
Interviewer – spell, scheweinsteger,
blaszcykowski, & schneiderlin. Jøb seker– pls
just say there is no jøb..🤣😀😅

4. See u, u dey form big boy when your birth
day dāte is on children day.😅😂

5. Just bcoz ur girlfriend is smiling while
pressing her phone dose not mean she is
chēating on u, my bro, relax she is reading my
post.😂🤣😎

6. Nothing person no go see for dis obodo
Nigeria How can u open a church and name
it BET 9JA church of God mīssion..🤣😅

7. Drinking garri dose not mean u re poør
but allowing de garri to swēll up before
drinking it, my bro, ur village people is at
work..🤣😂😃

8. Enough is enough, boko - haram should
leave our girls aløne, unless am going into
dat fōrest with my Facebøok friends..😅😂

9.All this girls that are snātching peoples
boyfriends and husbands repēnt, Rapture is near.🤣😂

10.When a Nigeria girls says she wants a
handsome man. She is not talking about
looks but talking about: a Hand that has
Some… You know what i mean.😂😅😆

11.Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now
speak Frēnch. Born June Mama, Come On
Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.🤣😂

12.i never knew the power of wëēd until I
saw a 90years old man telling me he wants
to be a lawyer when he grows....😂😅😎

13.In igbo we dont say "good morning" we
simply say "møney ooo" and the person will
reply "møney my broda! 😃🤣😂

14. What shall it profits you after reading this post without giving a like and comment on it, i just dey look you 🙄🙄

Dm if you are bored 😁💓🤍🤗

Have a blessed weekend ahead❤️🤍

Pray for me 😁🤍

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more

😳NIGERIA 🇳🇬 vs GHANA 🇬🇭 😳

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Nigeria and Ghana decided to have a drinking competition😳.
A week before the competition, the Nigerian team sent David mandela to Ghana to confirm if the competition will be held🤗.

On arrival, the people of Ghana brought 20 litres of their strongest brewed beer🍺.🙆🙆
David mandela asked if he could taste😏 and he was permitted to🤗.
Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20 litres at once and said🙄 ''This is okay😁... Where is the main drink?''

Ghana people were all shocked😲😲 because nobody had ever taken more than 2 litres of this beer and stood breathing!🙆 Then they asked him, ''Are you among the competitors 😳?"

David mandela said, "Me😎? Nooooo!🤗 I didn't qualify!!"🙅

Ghanaians withdrew immediately.🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂

BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:

1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.

2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.

3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

4. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.

5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.

6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.

7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.

10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.

12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems.