Akande Michael @blusher

Me: Guy! See wetin I see for twitter just now!! Chicken Republic dey share rice for people wey dey come their branch for Surulere!!

Timothy: Now??

Me: Guy e dey happen as me and you dey talk now!!! See na! Shows him pictures...see nylon! See people wey carry food dey waka around!

Timothy: Ahhh!!! Guuuyyy!!! And Surulere far from there!!! We suppose go this thing!! We wey dey hungry for here since day before yesterday night!

Me: smiles... This God dey work in mysterious ways

Timothy: Wetin happen?? I dey talk say we no fit go Surulere to choo food, you dey talk God work in mysterious ways...shey God dey work for chicken republic??

Me: smiles...where Solomon dey?

Timothy: Which kain stupld question be that one?... Hin go work, wetin happen?

Me: Where he dey work?

Timothy: I know? He tell us?? E never reach one month wey he start the work.

Me: smiles... Na chicken republic our guy dey work. Chicken Republic for Surulere.

Timothy: ldlot, na me you wan do this rubbish for. FooI

Me: laughs...oya wait. Dials Solomon's number... Hello guy, hwfa

Solomon: Hello bro, thank God say you call...abeg come open door for me...our front gate.

Me: Okay..goes outside and open door for him then he quickly enters with cooler of rice

Timothy:

Me: When I dey tell you, you think say na joke?

Timothy: Omo!!

Solomon: Enters kitchen and puts the cooler inside cupboard...Abeg make una help me hold this food, I go come back for night. Quickly leaves the house

Me: comes out of the kitchen with two spoons and the cooler.... Oh solo don go??... You believe me now??

Timothy: Omo guuuyyy!! God works in mysterious ways!! Collects one spoon

Me: eats rice...when I talk am before, you ask me if God don dey work for chicken republic. Eats another spoon of rice

Timothy: takes two spoons of rice at once... Guy, Solo na Godsent!!! Cleans tears of joy

Me: I just like the guy...a true friend....collect that chicken wing, give me the chest.

{ Later at night, Solomon returns from work with 4 chicken Republic plates of rice}

Solomon: Take two plates, Timothy...Stevo, take your own two.

Timothy: Ahh!! Omo!! Solo if you do mistake stop this Chicken republic work, me and you fit no talk again for Iife.

Solomon: laughs at loud...werey

Me: pressing phone while trying to open the first plate... Today just be like birthday for me, see as I dey shed tears of joy dey chop back to back Jollof rice and chicken, spaghetti sef even dey this one...and chicken Republic still dey trend for twitter sef.

Solomon: Na our manager just decide to do am ooo...we happy say we put smiles for people face today.

Me: Omo see wetin dey trend for twitter again..Instablog just post am. "A 23year old girI was caught putting substance inside a rice she bought. After being arrested, she confessed she tried to polson her boyfriend because she found out he was cheatlng on her..the poison wouId have kiIIed the boyfriend in twelve hours according to the hound lady." Guuuyyyy!!!

Timothy: Omo wetin girIs want for this Iife??? Ahnahn, polson your man cos he dey cheat?? Ahh!!

Me: E weak me bro

Solomon: Funny thing be say, na for our side this nonsense happen o. Na me even catch am when she dey put the stuff after she buy the rice from us. Our manager con talk say make I pour the rice for cooler, carry am go back house, so people no go see the chicken republic plate. Na why I rush come back that afternoon with the food con keep am for cupboard. We wan use am as evidence for court tomorrow. Fear women!!

Me and Timo:

one day someone is going to come into your life & cherish you for everything that you are. the way you speak, the way you eat, the way your belly folds when you sit XD even the way you laugh at little things. Everybody has a soulmate, just breathe & be patient.

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MEN AND SEX

Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love sex.

If they want to help you, they will demand for sex.

If they say they love you, they want sex.

You mistakenly sleep over, they want sex.

They want to borrow money from you, they want sex.

They want to give you a job, they want sex.

They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want sex.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an erection? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the penis has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his penis will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an erection.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the penis, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for sex. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want sex.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the sexual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of sex. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for sex. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

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HER DECISION

She met him on the street
Hustling for white-collar job
Under the scorching heat with dusty feet
She accepted to be his heart throb

Her first visit to his house
She saw nothing but charcoal stove
He lived like a mouse; how could she possibly be his spouse?
She looked into his eyes and gave him love overdose

She watered his head with ideas
She planted wisdom in his heart
She gave him strength and took his weakness
She turned his cart into an art

Days drove into months and months strolled into years
He stood on his feet
She buried his fears by lending him listening ears
In a twinkling of an eye, his bitter sweat became sweet

Those were her decisions
What are yours?
Did a guy sell his television to give you provisions?
Love is not looks that lure but trait that cures

Those that maintain faith, stay committed, follow through and keep moving forward are the few that achieve everything they want in life. Be one of the few.

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it shines

Life is too short, so take care of yourself. If someone consistently treats you poorly, set boundaries out of respect for yourself. It will hurt, but it will go away with time.

Often we leave not because we show weakness, but because we show strength. And we end relationships not so that others will realize our value, but because we ourselves finally understand that we deserve better.

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it shines

Life is too short, so take care of yourself. If someone consistently treats you poorly, set boundaries out of respect for yourself. It will hurt, but it will go away with time.

Often we leave not because we show weakness, but because we show strength. And we end relationships not so that others will realize our value, but because we ourselves finally understand that we deserve better.

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