Laugh jhoor ๐
1. A keke driver was carrying me in the keke and he started shouting that nobody can tell him what to do
I just told him turn left ๐
I hate ๐ก rubbish ๐๐๐๐
2.Red lipstick ๐ is for white teeth ๐ฌ
Airtel does not have anything to do with Mtn ๐๐
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3. Me: am having this feeling that exams is going to be simple
Exam ๐ : is orange ๐ a fruit or color???
Me: ๐๐๐๐
4. You guys should stop the habit of adding me to groups without my permission
Last time I nearly join cult ๐๐
5. Mosquitoes ๐ this days ehhh..
I light ๐ฎ mosquito coil they smoke ๐ญ it and sing watin you gain ohh๐๐๐๐
6. If someone tells you that money ๐ท is one of the ingredients that makes a woman happy, delete their number twiceโ ๐๐๐๐๐
7. 1 minute passport 1 minute passport but dey will use ten minute to set ur head wat nonsense ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in car accidents because i don't have a car ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
9. Its only in Nigeria that some guys boast with poverty. ๐๐๐๐
Some guys will be like " I've been wearing this belt for 7yrs and its still strong ๐
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If you are having a hard time finding a woman of your life,My brother just wear a ring nowadays single ladies loves married men ๐๐๐๐๐๐
11. I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like:
sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and small Stout ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐
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12.Africa is not moving forward because we still have some people who smรซlls their armpit to decide if they will bath or not ๐น hope u are not the one am talking to ๐
13.The prรธblem we have in Africa is after they've finished reading ur jokes and laugh, they hฤrdly like or comment nor even appreciate the person๐๐คฃ
Lemme be going ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
