1. If action speak louder than voice why are we now learning English instead of kung-fu๐ผ
2. No matter how bad you are you can't be totally useless ohh you can still be used as a bad example
3.do you know short people can sweep without bending๐?
4. Stop taking picture besides people's car, your village people will kill you for nothing๐ฅ
5. 60% of girls with big eyes are so cute! The other 40% looks like surprised frog๐ฑ
6.my friend you won't know the importance of algebra until your sweetheart call you x and you don't know Y
7. What's more annoying than a child from the next compound playing With the word " up NEPA" when your battery is 2% ..๐ค
You must tell me who born you.
8. Instead of breaking someone's heart why not look for the little calabash your village people tied your destiny and break it.
It just an advice
9. Shaving is an old method why not boil water and pour it there and then you start removing the hair one by one๐ do these and thank me later, I no fit shout
10. Someone will hug you and your phone will be missing๐..
Is that not an example of Nigerian got talent.๐
11.my uncle is new on Facebook he has been searching for me but he can't find me because heY is busy typing " my sister first born".. Hahaha he will search till eternity
12. Whenever am watching a movie with my parent and they start showing sex scene, then boom! They start looking at me as if am the director of the movie.
13.You are trying to go without reacting ๐ heaven is far from you
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