NIGERIAN ARE VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0.When you see twin sisters, just know the short one is always the oldest🤣🤣
1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbrēak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂
2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has imprēgnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂
3. The number of abørtion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂
4. I have done so many mīstakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Nēver 😂
5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴
6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a prøblem of letting go of the past🚴😂
7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level
But behind the quality is quality hūnger😂😂
8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣
9. If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ūgly one.
She is the Commander in Chief.😂
10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hārd, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avøid embarrāssment😂
11. "When visiting a sīck person"
Americans: Get well soon dear
British: Speedy recovery niggga
Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kīīll blessing o😂
12. I hātē it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣
13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.
14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️
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0.When you see twin sisters, just know the short one is always the oldest🤣🤣
1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbrēak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂
2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has imprēgnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂
3. The number of abørtion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂
4. I have done so many mīstakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Nēver 😂
5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴
6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a prøblem of letting go of the past🚴😂
7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level
But behind the quality is quality hūnger😂😂
8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣
9. If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ūgly one.
She is the Commander in Chief.😂
10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hārd, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avøid embarrāssment😂
11. "When visiting a sīck person"
Americans: Get well soon dear
British: Speedy recovery niggga
Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kīīll blessing o😂
12. I hātē it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣
13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.
14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️
Please add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🏻👉🏻 @dsam31102
