The great pizza heist

One day, a man named Bob ordered a pizza, but when he opened the box, he found it was empty except for a note that said, "I'm afraid I've been cheesed off!" Bob was confused and called the pizza place, where they told him that a mischievous employee had been playing pranks on customers.

Bob asked to speak to the employee, and when he got on the phone, he said, "You've got some nerve, cheesing off a paying customer like that!" The employee replied, "Hey, someone's got to keep things gouda around here!"

Bob couldn't help but laugh and ended up getting a free pizza out of the deal. And the employee? He got a promotion to head cheesemonger!