If any one had told me I would be a driver part 2
It was a female. I called and she confirmed her location
I got there and waited for almost 15 mins. I was already fuming and couldn’t wait to lash out until I saw her
She was the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in Lagos!
Immediately, I offered her water or drink the one Charles dashed me
She was like huh, and looked at me suspiciously
I smiled and explained that I’m a rider with a difference, and my customers satisfaction is of utmost importance and priority and that’s why I always offer refreshments.
She smiled & confirmed that they were sealed, then next thing, she asked if she can have both cos she’s very thirsty & had a long day
Hmmmm… well, fine girl like this can never go wrong. So I gave her both drinks
She then said I should pls turn on the AC for her. Quickly I did even though I didn’t have much fuel
After staring at her from the side mirror severally, I decided to shoot my shot carefully. As a sharp guy, I started making small talks just to build courage and connection to request for her number
Soon, I asked if she wanted sweets then I brought out a pack and asked her to take a few
She thanked me and carried everything
After recovering from the shock, she now asked for my name
Happily, I told her my name.
She asked if this is my full time job
I said not at all. I’m a lawyer but I get bored when I close early from work after winning cases, so, I just use this side hustle to whirl away time and help people.
She smiled
I asked her if she’s going home or branching somewhere
She said, yes, she’s going home cos she’s done branching for the day
“So soon? Isn’t it too early for you to retire especially on a weekend?” I replied
Next thing, this babe asked me if I have somewhere in mind I want to take her to
I almost choked from excitement. Quickly, I said yeah. I was already thinking of the club in Lekki, Charles wanted to take Amarachi to so I told her.
She smiled and said okay she likes the sound of that… Just then her phone rang
She picked snd immediately started hurling insults on the phone
“Ordinary wig of 750k. 750k o, not even the 1.5 million naira own I asked for, and you ghosted me for 2 days, Femi. Anyway, a man like you got it for me… no wait, my bad. Not like you, a man better, far better than you!
I looked at her from my rear view mirror. Did I just hear her call 750k ordinary, and is it really 1.5M that is on her head like this?
“Look, my time, my body, even my shadow cost something. And so, if you’ve been giving me monthly allowance of 500k should I fly. Your mates do more” she barked
Next thing, she laughed a long laugh and said, “What I bring to the table? Look here darling, I am the table!” Then she hissed the longest I’ve ever heard and hung up
She switched immediately, and smiling, she asked me. “So, Kings, what were you saying, can we continue the conversation?”
I kept mute
“Hello, Kings, did you hear me?”
“Pls ma I don’t talk when driving.” I replied coldly
“Did you just call me ma?” She asked confused
I kept mute
“Never mind. So the club, hope it’s five star and the ambience is bougie cos I’m famished and also need a strong drink to wash off this toxic mood I’m in now.
“Club ke? Please ma, I’m a married man.” I brought out my ring from the glove box and wore it. “Don’t worry ma, we’re close to your house. You can eat and drink when you get home.”
She was quiet for a long time then hissed the second longest hiss I’ve heard and said,
“Men eh, men are really the s
“Thank you ma. Pls we’re here. Transfer or cash?”
The End
I got there and waited for almost 15 mins. I was already fuming and couldn’t wait to lash out until I saw her
She was the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in Lagos!
Immediately, I offered her water or drink the one Charles dashed me
She was like huh, and looked at me suspiciously
I smiled and explained that I’m a rider with a difference, and my customers satisfaction is of utmost importance and priority and that’s why I always offer refreshments.
She smiled & confirmed that they were sealed, then next thing, she asked if she can have both cos she’s very thirsty & had a long day
Hmmmm… well, fine girl like this can never go wrong. So I gave her both drinks
She then said I should pls turn on the AC for her. Quickly I did even though I didn’t have much fuel
After staring at her from the side mirror severally, I decided to shoot my shot carefully. As a sharp guy, I started making small talks just to build courage and connection to request for her number
Soon, I asked if she wanted sweets then I brought out a pack and asked her to take a few
She thanked me and carried everything
After recovering from the shock, she now asked for my name
Happily, I told her my name.
She asked if this is my full time job
I said not at all. I’m a lawyer but I get bored when I close early from work after winning cases, so, I just use this side hustle to whirl away time and help people.
She smiled
I asked her if she’s going home or branching somewhere
She said, yes, she’s going home cos she’s done branching for the day
“So soon? Isn’t it too early for you to retire especially on a weekend?” I replied
Next thing, this babe asked me if I have somewhere in mind I want to take her to
I almost choked from excitement. Quickly, I said yeah. I was already thinking of the club in Lekki, Charles wanted to take Amarachi to so I told her.
She smiled and said okay she likes the sound of that… Just then her phone rang
She picked snd immediately started hurling insults on the phone
“Ordinary wig of 750k. 750k o, not even the 1.5 million naira own I asked for, and you ghosted me for 2 days, Femi. Anyway, a man like you got it for me… no wait, my bad. Not like you, a man better, far better than you!
I looked at her from my rear view mirror. Did I just hear her call 750k ordinary, and is it really 1.5M that is on her head like this?
“Look, my time, my body, even my shadow cost something. And so, if you’ve been giving me monthly allowance of 500k should I fly. Your mates do more” she barked
Next thing, she laughed a long laugh and said, “What I bring to the table? Look here darling, I am the table!” Then she hissed the longest I’ve ever heard and hung up
She switched immediately, and smiling, she asked me. “So, Kings, what were you saying, can we continue the conversation?”
I kept mute
“Hello, Kings, did you hear me?”
“Pls ma I don’t talk when driving.” I replied coldly
“Did you just call me ma?” She asked confused
I kept mute
“Never mind. So the club, hope it’s five star and the ambience is bougie cos I’m famished and also need a strong drink to wash off this toxic mood I’m in now.
“Club ke? Please ma, I’m a married man.” I brought out my ring from the glove box and wore it. “Don’t worry ma, we’re close to your house. You can eat and drink when you get home.”
She was quiet for a long time then hissed the second longest hiss I’ve heard and said,
“Men eh, men are really the s
“Thank you ma. Pls we’re here. Transfer or cash?”
The End
