π oya oo i don land oo, its been a while we laugh out let do it again π
1. How to know the last price in Nigeria, if you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price, just buy it..ππππ π π
2. They say what a man can do, a woman can do better, as if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus.
MtchewwwππππππΎββοΈ π
3. With the way things are going in this country ehnβ if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....
Because we might get lucky ππ€ππ
4. In Africa ehnβ immediately you fix bulbs for your neighboursβ BOOM !
They will start telling everyone that youβre an electrician and you can fix Transformer π³ππ€ππ
5. I just bought my first car today and words canβt explain how much Iβm lyΓ―ng. π₯²π₯±π€ππ
6. I saw a lady cryΓ―ng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;
I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor π₯²
Too much caring no go kΓ―ll me one day π€ππ
7. Who else noticed that English mostly runs Γ€way when youβre in a serious argument ?? π
8. A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide. The Liberian says "bleep off"you won't bring it back
9. Ochuko:why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos:I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills
10. Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after the service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God's time is the best.
11. Drivers should pls stop moving the car when we are still trying to enter the car. I almost kissed conductor today.
12. My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.π
13. Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his houseπ π ππ
14. You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦ββοΈ
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1. How to know the last price in Nigeria, if you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price, just buy it..ππππ π π
2. They say what a man can do, a woman can do better, as if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus.
MtchewwwππππππΎββοΈ π
3. With the way things are going in this country ehnβ if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....
Because we might get lucky ππ€ππ
4. In Africa ehnβ immediately you fix bulbs for your neighboursβ BOOM !
They will start telling everyone that youβre an electrician and you can fix Transformer π³ππ€ππ
5. I just bought my first car today and words canβt explain how much Iβm lyΓ―ng. π₯²π₯±π€ππ
6. I saw a lady cryΓ―ng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;
I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor π₯²
Too much caring no go kΓ―ll me one day π€ππ
7. Who else noticed that English mostly runs Γ€way when youβre in a serious argument ?? π
8. A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide. The Liberian says "bleep off"you won't bring it back
9. Ochuko:why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos:I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills
10. Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after the service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God's time is the best.
11. Drivers should pls stop moving the car when we are still trying to enter the car. I almost kissed conductor today.
12. My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.π
13. Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his houseπ π ππ
14. You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦ββοΈ
Please follow me for more interesting jokes
#bettysart
#ike
#comment
#learnwithcoral
#afcon
#paymoreattentiontoyourhealthin2024