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Name: Dominion Okon
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Age: 21 years old
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From: Akwa Ibom, Nigeria
Joined: 27th Mar 2022, 4:14pm
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The Parrot Pundits

Once upon a time in Nigeria, two friends, Chidi and Ngozi, decided to venture into a unique business that would change their lives. They thought it over carefully and decided to sell talking parrots.

So, they went to the market and bought some exceptionally articulate parrots. As they were setting up the birds, one parrot looked at them and said, "Oh boy, this market is a serious business!"

Chidi and Ngozi were utterly shocked. They stared at the parrot as if it were a magic trick. The parrot continued, "If you want to sell us, we should be on salary. This is no small job we're doing."

The friends, unable to believe their ears, began conversing with the parrots. The market turned into a comedy show as the parrots talked about everything – politics, jollof rice, even relationship advice.

Crowds gathered, laughing until tears streamed down their faces. One woman exclaimed, "If I'm buying a parrot, it has to be this one. It will entertain me at home!"

And so, Chidi and Ngozi became market celebrities. They sold all the parrots quickly, and soon, they were organizing parrot talk shows every market day.

From that day forward, when you heard a parrot talk in Nigeria, it wasn't a sign of craziness; it was the handiwork of Chidi and Ngozi, making parrots speak better than some people. Their business became the talk of every household in Nigeria.

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This train isn't everywhere in the country, not everybody is benefitting from it. Someone like me has never seen a train since I was born.
β€œTinubu extends free train trips till January 7 | TheCable - TheCable”

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Talking Animals in Proper English

In a lively Nigerian village, two friends, Ahmed and Chioma, hatched an unusual plan to teach animals how to speak proper English. They believed it would be the best business ever.

Ahmed, brimming with optimism, declared, "Chioma, picture this – goats and ducks chatting in perfect English! It's a genius idea!"

Chioma, always up for a good laugh, agreed. So, they rounded up animals from all over – Samuel the talkative sheep, Ngozi the loquacious lizard, and even Emeka the eloquent elephant.

On the first day of school, Ahmed walked into the classroom with a serious face. "Good morning, students. Today, we'll learn how to say 'How are you' in proper English."

Samuel the sheep bleated, "Sir, 'How are you' means the same as 'How far,' right?"

Ahmed nodded, impressed. "Exactly, Samuel! You're quite the scholar!"

As the days went by, the school turned into a comedy show. Ngozi the lizard spoke better grammar than some English professors, and Emeka the elephant attempted Shakespeare with his trunk.

One day, a cheeky parrot flew near the school, overhearing them speaking high-level English. It squawked, "Ah, see book people! I must join this school."

The parrot entered the class, saying, "I can speak English, but please, let's chat in simple language. This grammar is giving me a headache."

The whole class burst into laughter. From that day, Ahmed and Chioma's school for talking animals became the funniest place in the entire village. Even the parrot joined the class, and they taught it in straightforward English.

And so, in the heart of Nigeria, animals became professors, and laughter echoed through the school for talking animals.

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ORIGIN OF MALARIA

Malaria is caused by parasites of the genus Plasmodium. There are several species of Plasmodium that can infect humans, but the most common and deadly are Plasmodium falciparum. The origin of malaria is intertwined with the history and distribution of these parasites.

1. *Evolutionary History:*
- The Plasmodium parasites have been infecting various species of animals for millions of years.
- It is believed that the parasites evolved alongside their hosts, and human malaria likely originated from related parasites that infected other primates.

2. *Transfer to Humans:*
- The transfer of malaria to humans is thought to have occurred when humans started living in close proximity to forests where these parasites naturally infected monkeys.
- Over time, the parasites adapted to infect both monkeys and humans.

3. *Historical Spread:*
- Malaria has been a longstanding human companion throughout history, with evidence suggesting its presence in ancient civilizations.
- The spread of malaria was facilitated by factors such as human migration, trade, and the expansion of agricultural activities, which created environments suitable for both mosquitoes and the parasites.

4. *Role of Mosquitoes:*
- Malaria is transmitted to humans through the bites of infected female Anopheles mosquitoes.
- The relationship between malaria parasites and mosquitoes is a crucial aspect of the transmission cycle. Mosquitoes become infected when they feed on the blood of an infected person and then transmit the parasites to new individuals during subsequent blood meals.

5. *Geographical Distribution:*
- Malaria is prevalent in tropical and subtropical regions, as these areas provide a suitable environment for both the Anopheles mosquitoes and the Plasmodium parasites.
- Africa bears a significant burden of malaria cases, with certain regions in Asia, Latin America, the Middle East, and Oceania also affected.

Understanding the evolutionary and historical aspects of malaria helps shed light on its persistence and distribution. Efforts to combat malaria involve strategies to control mosquito populations, develop effective antimalarial drugs, and create preventive measures such as bed nets and vaccines.

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It's very painful for the students, after wasting their time and resources just to get the certificate and it's now suspended. They should be compensated.
β€œBenin Certificate Suspension β€˜Bad Way To End Our Year,’ Nigerian Student Reacts - Channels Television”

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Till now the government have pretended not to have heard about the massacre. It's very unfortunate.
β€œLagos CAN condemns Plateau attack, seeks arrest of perpetrators - The Nation Newspaper”

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Get started with that thing you have always had in mind, stop postponing and stop lazying around.

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The Sky-High Suya Saga(pidgin)

Once upon a time for inside Naija, two friends, Chijioke and Ifeoma, decide say dem wan build the tallest suya stand for the whole village. Dem yarn say e go reach the sky.

Dem begin gather wood, borrow pot from Mama Ngozi, and even negotiate with Chicken Republic for partnership. As dem dey set up, dem dey yarn jokes to keep people happy.

One day, as dem dey arrange suya, Chijioke talk say, "Ifeoma, this suya fit fly pass airplane sef!"

Ifeoma laugh, talk say, "Chijioke, if e fly, I go chop am for mid-air."

People wey dey pass hear the tori, dem gree gather to see the 'Sky Suya.' As dem dey chop, the tallest suya stand for Naija dey yarn joke pass comedians.

But wahala start when one kite wey never chop since morning fly pass. E see the suya, come carry Chijioke's own. Chijioke run after the kite, "Kite! Bring my suya back!"

Ifeoma, with tears from laughter, shout, "Chijioke, na you wan chop am for mid-air abi?"

Na so the village turn to comedy central as dem see Chijioke dey chase kite for suya matter. From that day, the 'Sky Suya' no reach sky again, but the laughter wey e bring for Chuckleville no get part two.

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HOW TO TACKLE DIABETES

1. Maintain a healthy diet.
2. Control portion sizes.
3. Stay physically active.
4. Maintain a healthy weight.
5. Monitor blood sugar levels.
6. Stay hydrated.
7. Choose healthy cooking methods.
8. Quit smoking.
9. Limit alcohol consumption.
10. Get regular check-ups.
11. Manage stress.
12. Sleep well.

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