The Parrot Pundits
Once upon a time in Nigeria, two friends, Chidi and Ngozi, decided to venture into a unique business that would change their lives. They thought it over carefully and decided to sell talking parrots.
So, they went to the market and bought some exceptionally articulate parrots. As they were setting up the birds, one parrot looked at them and said, "Oh boy, this market is a serious business!"
Chidi and Ngozi were utterly shocked. They stared at the parrot as if it were a magic trick. The parrot continued, "If you want to sell us, we should be on salary. This is no small job we're doing."
The friends, unable to believe their ears, began conversing with the parrots. The market turned into a comedy show as the parrots talked about everything β politics, jollof rice, even relationship advice.
Crowds gathered, laughing until tears streamed down their faces. One woman exclaimed, "If I'm buying a parrot, it has to be this one. It will entertain me at home!"
And so, Chidi and Ngozi became market celebrities. They sold all the parrots quickly, and soon, they were organizing parrot talk shows every market day.
From that day forward, when you heard a parrot talk in Nigeria, it wasn't a sign of craziness; it was the handiwork of Chidi and Ngozi, making parrots speak better than some people. Their business became the talk of every household in Nigeria.
So, they went to the market and bought some exceptionally articulate parrots. As they were setting up the birds, one parrot looked at them and said, "Oh boy, this market is a serious business!"
Chidi and Ngozi were utterly shocked. They stared at the parrot as if it were a magic trick. The parrot continued, "If you want to sell us, we should be on salary. This is no small job we're doing."
The friends, unable to believe their ears, began conversing with the parrots. The market turned into a comedy show as the parrots talked about everything β politics, jollof rice, even relationship advice.
Crowds gathered, laughing until tears streamed down their faces. One woman exclaimed, "If I'm buying a parrot, it has to be this one. It will entertain me at home!"
And so, Chidi and Ngozi became market celebrities. They sold all the parrots quickly, and soon, they were organizing parrot talk shows every market day.
From that day forward, when you heard a parrot talk in Nigeria, it wasn't a sign of craziness; it was the handiwork of Chidi and Ngozi, making parrots speak better than some people. Their business became the talk of every household in Nigeria.