Talking Animals in Proper English
In a lively Nigerian village, two friends, Ahmed and Chioma, hatched an unusual plan to teach animals how to speak proper English. They believed it would be the best business ever.
Ahmed, brimming with optimism, declared, "Chioma, picture this – goats and ducks chatting in perfect English! It's a genius idea!"
Chioma, always up for a good laugh, agreed. So, they rounded up animals from all over – Samuel the talkative sheep, Ngozi the loquacious lizard, and even Emeka the eloquent elephant.
On the first day of school, Ahmed walked into the classroom with a serious face. "Good morning, students. Today, we'll learn how to say 'How are you' in proper English."
Samuel the sheep bleated, "Sir, 'How are you' means the same as 'How far,' right?"
Ahmed nodded, impressed. "Exactly, Samuel! You're quite the scholar!"
As the days went by, the school turned into a comedy show. Ngozi the lizard spoke better grammar than some English professors, and Emeka the elephant attempted Shakespeare with his trunk.
One day, a cheeky parrot flew near the school, overhearing them speaking high-level English. It squawked, "Ah, see book people! I must join this school."
The parrot entered the class, saying, "I can speak English, but please, let's chat in simple language. This grammar is giving me a headache."
The whole class burst into laughter. From that day, Ahmed and Chioma's school for talking animals became the funniest place in the entire village. Even the parrot joined the class, and they taught it in straightforward English.
And so, in the heart of Nigeria, animals became professors, and laughter echoed through the school for talking animals.
Ahmed, brimming with optimism, declared, "Chioma, picture this – goats and ducks chatting in perfect English! It's a genius idea!"
Chioma, always up for a good laugh, agreed. So, they rounded up animals from all over – Samuel the talkative sheep, Ngozi the loquacious lizard, and even Emeka the eloquent elephant.
On the first day of school, Ahmed walked into the classroom with a serious face. "Good morning, students. Today, we'll learn how to say 'How are you' in proper English."
Samuel the sheep bleated, "Sir, 'How are you' means the same as 'How far,' right?"
Ahmed nodded, impressed. "Exactly, Samuel! You're quite the scholar!"
As the days went by, the school turned into a comedy show. Ngozi the lizard spoke better grammar than some English professors, and Emeka the elephant attempted Shakespeare with his trunk.
One day, a cheeky parrot flew near the school, overhearing them speaking high-level English. It squawked, "Ah, see book people! I must join this school."
The parrot entered the class, saying, "I can speak English, but please, let's chat in simple language. This grammar is giving me a headache."
The whole class burst into laughter. From that day, Ahmed and Chioma's school for talking animals became the funniest place in the entire village. Even the parrot joined the class, and they taught it in straightforward English.
And so, in the heart of Nigeria, animals became professors, and laughter echoed through the school for talking animals.
