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OYA..laughππ
1. I wonder how people could be this funny...πImagine two guys were f!ghting and I tried to make things right between them. But when I hear the cause of the f!ght I couldn't help it... How will you b0rrow your friend's cl0th and then sl!m fit itπππΆ
2. It's very ann0ying when you sleep and you entered Canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing... EkΔaro o Ol0gi dΒ£ oooo....πππ
3. A group of slim girls in the swimming pool will be looking like boiled spaghetti..... Lemme come and be going bikoπ
4. If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know the husband rΔn awΔy!πππ Wisdom will not k!ll me πΉπΉ
5. They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drΔnk 4 bottles of b££r πΊ I saw the walls moving themselves π These scientists are bl00dy l!Δrs.....πππ
Β©οΈ COMEDIAN LAUGH βοΈ
6. Those rich girls that snΔtch peoples boyfriends, haven't you seen me yet or you have app0ll0π Emi fine boy βΊπ―
7. imagine someone sl!mf!tting some0ne's pΔntπΉπΆLadies shaππ
8. Ladies if you are sweeping your boyfriend's room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2.5 or 1X... keep it well ooo... cos it might be your bride price.πππ
9. Uncle because your crush now lives in your area... You are now wearing Suit to fetch water... Bros behave nauππ
10. Meanwhile some ladies be like... I need a man that will open the door for me and show me where to sit... A man that can stand by my side and handles a lot of cash! Come to think of it, aren't all this qualities of a bus conductor? ππ
11. Is your boyfriend treating you right or should I dm πππ
12. May all the phones of those who Enjoyed my post without reacting LOVE or dropping a comment get st0lΒ£n or better still fΔll in a bas!n of water..Amenππ
Use a minute to pray for my academic success β€οΈπ
Dm if you are bored
1. I wonder how people could be this funny...πImagine two guys were f!ghting and I tried to make things right between them. But when I hear the cause of the f!ght I couldn't help it... How will you b0rrow your friend's cl0th and then sl!m fit itπππΆ
2. It's very ann0ying when you sleep and you entered Canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing... EkΔaro o Ol0gi dΒ£ oooo....πππ
3. A group of slim girls in the swimming pool will be looking like boiled spaghetti..... Lemme come and be going bikoπ
4. If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know the husband rΔn awΔy!πππ Wisdom will not k!ll me πΉπΉ
5. They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drΔnk 4 bottles of b££r πΊ I saw the walls moving themselves π These scientists are bl00dy l!Δrs.....πππ
Β©οΈ COMEDIAN LAUGH βοΈ
6. Those rich girls that snΔtch peoples boyfriends, haven't you seen me yet or you have app0ll0π Emi fine boy βΊπ―
7. imagine someone sl!mf!tting some0ne's pΔntπΉπΆLadies shaππ
8. Ladies if you are sweeping your boyfriend's room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2.5 or 1X... keep it well ooo... cos it might be your bride price.πππ
9. Uncle because your crush now lives in your area... You are now wearing Suit to fetch water... Bros behave nauππ
10. Meanwhile some ladies be like... I need a man that will open the door for me and show me where to sit... A man that can stand by my side and handles a lot of cash! Come to think of it, aren't all this qualities of a bus conductor? ππ
11. Is your boyfriend treating you right or should I dm πππ
12. May all the phones of those who Enjoyed my post without reacting LOVE or dropping a comment get st0lΒ£n or better still fΔll in a bas!n of water..Amenππ
Use a minute to pray for my academic success β€οΈπ
Dm if you are bored
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1) High ExpΓ¨nses in This February 14 πππ, Gifts and bills everywhere....
Person Wey dey Date a Jehovah's witness girl, no know Wetin God do for them π₯°π₯°πππππππ
2) Do You Remember those moments when You PretΔnded to Start packing your Load to Ieave Your parents house, Because they OffΓͺnded You! ππ
That's when your MΓ‘dnΔss StΓ rted π₯πππππ
3) Pharmacist no get Paracetamol, but E get Action Bitters Drink....πππ
This are things we see in Nigeria π₯π₯πππππππ
4) Just To do DreadIocks, They said it's #5,000!!!
Just Ordinary Dreadlocks ooo ππ
MΓ₯d People no know wetin God dey do for them πππππππ
5) As A Female, You may think, you're the Only GΔnder that's Suffering the Most!!! πππ
Have Your GrΓ ndma Ever UsΓ«d BIade, to Plait Your Hair When You Were Small?? ππππππππ
6) "....JUST DECIDED TO POST IT NOW..."
That's A LIE, the person wey Own The iPhone just sent you the pictures ππππππππ
7) Some People are Wondering Why They said: "DEVlL IS WlCKED!!" πππ
It Is DeviI that will make you Feel Thirsty, so You will Go to the Kitchen to drink Water, From there He'll Whisper to You, to SteaI meat.....
He'll still be the one to make the Pot's Cover to FaIl on the Floor loudly π³π³
And He will be the One to Wake your Mummy Up!! π§π§π₯π₯ππππππππππππ
8) I have House for Sale please π₯Ίπ.... it's just #5K, very very Cheap...
But If Them Born you WeIl, ....Touch the Kitchen Sink When There's Light π₯π₯π³π³ππππππππππ
9) CΓΉtie, it's Not bΓ₯d in thinking Big and Having a Crush on Korean Actors π₯°β€οΈπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Your soul might be thinking about Kim Soo-hyun πππ₯°π₯Ί
Your Spirit might be Crushing On Lee Joon-gi
Your Heart might Be thinking about Park Seo-joon π₯Ίπ₯°π₯°
But Believe Me Nkechi, God in his Mercy Would Surely Give you Chukwuemeka Ogininafior Sam Loco π₯π₯πππππππππππ
THE GREEN BUTTON IS FUN WHEN YOU MAKE USE OF IT
Person Wey dey Date a Jehovah's witness girl, no know Wetin God do for them π₯°π₯°πππππππ
2) Do You Remember those moments when You PretΔnded to Start packing your Load to Ieave Your parents house, Because they OffΓͺnded You! ππ
That's when your MΓ‘dnΔss StΓ rted π₯πππππ
3) Pharmacist no get Paracetamol, but E get Action Bitters Drink....πππ
This are things we see in Nigeria π₯π₯πππππππ
4) Just To do DreadIocks, They said it's #5,000!!!
Just Ordinary Dreadlocks ooo ππ
MΓ₯d People no know wetin God dey do for them πππππππ
5) As A Female, You may think, you're the Only GΔnder that's Suffering the Most!!! πππ
Have Your GrΓ ndma Ever UsΓ«d BIade, to Plait Your Hair When You Were Small?? ππππππππ
6) "....JUST DECIDED TO POST IT NOW..."
That's A LIE, the person wey Own The iPhone just sent you the pictures ππππππππ
7) Some People are Wondering Why They said: "DEVlL IS WlCKED!!" πππ
It Is DeviI that will make you Feel Thirsty, so You will Go to the Kitchen to drink Water, From there He'll Whisper to You, to SteaI meat.....
He'll still be the one to make the Pot's Cover to FaIl on the Floor loudly π³π³
And He will be the One to Wake your Mummy Up!! π§π§π₯π₯ππππππππππππ
8) I have House for Sale please π₯Ίπ.... it's just #5K, very very Cheap...
But If Them Born you WeIl, ....Touch the Kitchen Sink When There's Light π₯π₯π³π³ππππππππππ
9) CΓΉtie, it's Not bΓ₯d in thinking Big and Having a Crush on Korean Actors π₯°β€οΈπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Your soul might be thinking about Kim Soo-hyun πππ₯°π₯Ί
Your Spirit might be Crushing On Lee Joon-gi
Your Heart might Be thinking about Park Seo-joon π₯Ίπ₯°π₯°
But Believe Me Nkechi, God in his Mercy Would Surely Give you Chukwuemeka Ogininafior Sam Loco π₯π₯πππππππππππ
THE GREEN BUTTON IS FUN WHEN YOU MAKE USE OF IT
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Sarkinfa sarkine
Let opperess the poor
Let opperess the poor
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1. Just one Week in relationship 30k is gone πππ
Sorry Nkechi, I forgot to tell you earlier, Iβm mΓ€rried with 4 heavenly children, I no do again π₯π₯πππππ
2) . Friends please oo, From NigerΓ―a to China is how much
This bike man want to chΓ«at me, he thinks he's Smart πππππππ
3) I warned them Not to give Nkechi that Microphone to Motivate anybody, but they Ignored me πππ
Now Nkechi said Bathroom is for slΓ―m girls, fΓ t girl should go car wash.... π³π³π³ππππ
4) Some Guys Will be like:
My Name is Henry Ikechukwu Victory, but my Friends call me HlV π₯π₯πππππ
5) Nkechi, you normally call yourself a BARBIE β€οΈπ₯°π₯°π₯°; ...But you finish 5 and half Fufu with Coconut water....
Just imagine if you're not a Barbie!! πππππππππππ
6). No matter the amount of GunshΓ²t firΓ«d in the market, an industrious Igbo man must close his shop before rΓΌnning Γ€way. π₯°πππππ
7). Me: Nkechi, I'm just tirΓ«d Of you....my friends are saying that you donβt know how to speak English πππ
NKECHI: Ehh who spoke those spokes, Tell Me Joshua, Who Does?? π₯π₯πππππππ₯Ί
8) You....., Yes You, Exactly!... YOU!...
Anytime fish Bone HΓ³oks you in the throat, why is Eba The First Aid you'll swallow? πππππππ
9) . Nkechi, make I buy wig 900K for head that cannot Recite all the books in the Old testament ππππππ
You are free to click the TIP button
Sorry Nkechi, I forgot to tell you earlier, Iβm mΓ€rried with 4 heavenly children, I no do again π₯π₯πππππ
2) . Friends please oo, From NigerΓ―a to China is how much
This bike man want to chΓ«at me, he thinks he's Smart πππππππ
3) I warned them Not to give Nkechi that Microphone to Motivate anybody, but they Ignored me πππ
Now Nkechi said Bathroom is for slΓ―m girls, fΓ t girl should go car wash.... π³π³π³ππππ
4) Some Guys Will be like:
My Name is Henry Ikechukwu Victory, but my Friends call me HlV π₯π₯πππππ
5) Nkechi, you normally call yourself a BARBIE β€οΈπ₯°π₯°π₯°; ...But you finish 5 and half Fufu with Coconut water....
Just imagine if you're not a Barbie!! πππππππππππ
6). No matter the amount of GunshΓ²t firΓ«d in the market, an industrious Igbo man must close his shop before rΓΌnning Γ€way. π₯°πππππ
7). Me: Nkechi, I'm just tirΓ«d Of you....my friends are saying that you donβt know how to speak English πππ
NKECHI: Ehh who spoke those spokes, Tell Me Joshua, Who Does?? π₯π₯πππππππ₯Ί
8) You....., Yes You, Exactly!... YOU!...
Anytime fish Bone HΓ³oks you in the throat, why is Eba The First Aid you'll swallow? πππππππ
9) . Nkechi, make I buy wig 900K for head that cannot Recite all the books in the Old testament ππππππ
You are free to click the TIP button
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1. When your partner is BathΔ«ng, just shout
βBaby you thought I donβt know your PΓ₯sswrd, so whatβs all this NΓ²nsense in your phoneβ...πππ
My Brother, you will make someone to Have BIood Pressure Automatically π₯π₯πππππ
2. Welcome to NigerΓ¬a, where Only black people will Mute the TV to smΓ«ll whatβs bΓΌrning ππππππ
3. I decided to gist with this my stΓΌbborn GirIfriend today, Nkechi π
Me: βWhat is your Favourite colour? π₯°
Nkechi: βStop asking me stΓΌpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...π
Me: If 3x Is multiplied With 2, and divided With double of (-3x), and the answer is 14
Find X πππ
NKECHI: βOya Oya.....My favourite colour is Pink... π₯ππππππ
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shΓΆut GOAL when watching a football match, if We use that Strength to shout AMEN in the church., things be Going Smoothly in Your life πππ
5). If you see the way your girlfriΓ«nd is busy telling another guy she doesnβt have a boyfriend, youβll know itβs only God who loves you. ππππ
6) So You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockΓng you,
My Brother the time you are buying it, the price no shΓ³ck you? π₯π³π³ππππ
7). My problΓ«m started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar woman singing βEkwuemeβ like this:
βEkwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are In The Living God ooo,
Eze no one like us. π³π³π³πππππππ
8) If not for proper education, how will I know that When You Climb AItar With Native Clothes, It's Called ALTERNATIVE π₯π₯πππππ
9) Anytime I give advice, I always end it with:
"It Might not Work for people like You ooo"
So Incase, the advice later spoil your life π§πππππ
10) Some People are just too too EviI and heartless.....how can you Just Travel to your Village, and you RΓ₯pe the River Goddess, when you went to the stream π₯π₯π³π³ππππππππ
Dearie π₯°π₯Ίπ₯Ί; You can tap The FΓ³llow Button Above this post IMMEDIATELY, for more Amazing Smiles Daily, on a DAILY
βBaby you thought I donβt know your PΓ₯sswrd, so whatβs all this NΓ²nsense in your phoneβ...πππ
My Brother, you will make someone to Have BIood Pressure Automatically π₯π₯πππππ
2. Welcome to NigerΓ¬a, where Only black people will Mute the TV to smΓ«ll whatβs bΓΌrning ππππππ
3. I decided to gist with this my stΓΌbborn GirIfriend today, Nkechi π
Me: βWhat is your Favourite colour? π₯°
Nkechi: βStop asking me stΓΌpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...π
Me: If 3x Is multiplied With 2, and divided With double of (-3x), and the answer is 14
Find X πππ
NKECHI: βOya Oya.....My favourite colour is Pink... π₯ππππππ
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shΓΆut GOAL when watching a football match, if We use that Strength to shout AMEN in the church., things be Going Smoothly in Your life πππ
5). If you see the way your girlfriΓ«nd is busy telling another guy she doesnβt have a boyfriend, youβll know itβs only God who loves you. ππππ
6) So You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockΓng you,
My Brother the time you are buying it, the price no shΓ³ck you? π₯π³π³ππππ
7). My problΓ«m started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar woman singing βEkwuemeβ like this:
βEkwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are In The Living God ooo,
Eze no one like us. π³π³π³πππππππ
8) If not for proper education, how will I know that When You Climb AItar With Native Clothes, It's Called ALTERNATIVE π₯π₯πππππ
9) Anytime I give advice, I always end it with:
"It Might not Work for people like You ooo"
So Incase, the advice later spoil your life π§πππππ
10) Some People are just too too EviI and heartless.....how can you Just Travel to your Village, and you RΓ₯pe the River Goddess, when you went to the stream π₯π₯π³π³ππππππππ
Dearie π₯°π₯Ίπ₯Ί; You can tap The FΓ³llow Button Above this post IMMEDIATELY, for more Amazing Smiles Daily, on a DAILY
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