Akande Michael @blusher

Once upon a time, in the enchanting land of ancient Greece, there was a beautiful princess named Aphrodite. She was the embodiment of love and grace, her golden curls cascading down her shoulders like rays of sunshine. Many suitors from far and wide sought her hand in marriage, but none captivated her heart.

Meanwhile, in a distant village, there lived a humble and talented sculptor named Eros. His chiseled features and piercing blue eyes were said to be the work of the gods themselves. However, Eros was humble and kind-hearted, choosing to create art that celebrated love and beauty rather than seeking glory for himself.

One fine day, as Aphrodite took a leisurely walk through the stunning gardens of her palace, she stumbled upon a small artisan fair bustling with life. Her eyes immediately fell upon the extraordinary sculptures crafted by Eros. She was mesmerized by the intricate details and the passion radiating from each masterpiece.

Eros, who had been concentrating on his work, suddenly felt a warm presence beside him. The sight of Aphrodite took his breath away. She stood before him, her eyes dancing with curiosity, as their souls connected in an instant.

Without words, Aphrodite and Eros understood they were meant for each other. Their love transcended time and space, carrying them into a realm consumed by an otherworldly affection. Under the vast Greek sky, they spent long, blissful days strolling together, their hands intertwined, whispering secrets only true soulmates could understand.

Every night, Eros would craft a new sculpture for Aphrodite, channeling his love and devotion into his creations. Each piece was a testament to their divine connection, capturing their extraordinary bond for eternity in the veins of stone.

The people of ancient Greece soon learned of their love story, and tales of Aphrodite and Eros spread like wildfire. They became the epitome of love's triumph over adversity, inspiring all who encountered their story. Poets composed sonnets, playwrights brought their love to life on stage, and the villagers built a monument to honor their eternal love.

As the years passed, Aphrodite and Eros continued to spread love and compassion throughout the land. Their love story served as a constant reminder that love, when nurtured and cherished, could transcend all boundaries and defy the confines of mortality.

And so, their love story lives on, immortalized in the hearts of those who still believe in the power of love. In the quiet corners of ancient Greek ruins, their sculptures stand as a testament to a love that will forever be etched in history—a love that remains a beacon of hope and inspiration, weaving its magic through the tapestry of time.

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1st November 2013 was the day my Dad brought home a huge fairly-used fridge.

We all couldn't contain our excitement at the sight of the white invention. It was unbelievable.

My Dad was the first tenant to ever buy a generator (I pass my neighbor) in that compound, and now he had done it again with another huge acquisition.

The news spread through the neighborhood like wildfire, and doubtful neighbors had drew nearer to see things for themselves.

So after we had carried the fridge into the living room, my Dad called us together for a briefing.

"Make all of una listen to me!" He began in a serious tone "You see this fridge? it can be a blessing to you and it can also be a curse"

"How!?" My Mom had asked curiously

My Dad then brought out a piece of paper from his pocket, opened it and began to read aloud.

"Number 1!" Dad began "Don't touch this fridge with wet hands, wether light dey or not!"

"Number 2!... Always wear slippers or shoe before you open am!"

"Number 3!... No ever sleep near this fridge, because if your body touch am, sorry is your name"

"Number 4!... No put garri inside this fridge, I take God beg you. This fridge no dey use eye see garri"

"But daddy, why?" I interrupted

"Shut up there!" Dad snapped back

"Number 5!... Pray without ceasing"

So after a long sermon from him, we all prayed together and began assembling the fridge. All that Dad had said was true, because no day ever passed since that day that we didn't receive one shock or another.

"One day this fridge go kill us o" My brother would cry out to me after getting shocked

So, weeks later, this Aunty of ours came visiting from the village. She had come to spend the Christmas holiday with us.

Moments after her arrival, we decided to brief her on the DOs and DON'Ts of our fridge but she wouldn't heed to us.

"See this children o" She would say mockingly "You think this is my first time seeing a fridge? taah! y'all go and sit down"

Well, we always let her be, and each day she reaps the consequences wotoporously - Back to back shocking.

One night, something incredible happened.

We were all busy sleeping on the livingroom couch when she had left the couch to lie on the floor due to heat.

Somehow, she had slept off and rolled up to where the fridge stood. What we heard next was a dying shriek.

"Yeee! yeeeee!! yeeeeeee!!!"

We all woke up to the aroma of roasted goat. Our dear Aunty was sitting on the floor sobbing.

"Aunty! wetin happen?" We clustered about her.

"See am! E don shock me again" She revealed, showing us a big scar on her arm.

I began to giggle, unnoticed.

"Wetin I do una?" She voiced amidst tears "Una wan kee me because I no get husband?"

Dad and Mom immediately walked in, demanding what actually transpired.

"Even when light no dey, fridge dey shock" Her lamentations continued "Which kind fridge be dis?"

My Dad then tried to console her.

"Tell me! This thing na fridge abi na transformer?" She finalized and burst into tears

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David was having s3x with his landlord’s daughter and all of a sudden, the lady d!ed

Initially, David didn’t know bella was de.ad, he thought she was silently enjoying the interc.0urse

“Bella, you’re so sweet, I love the way you keep quiet, your daddy and other tenants won’t know we’re enjoying ourself” David whispered to her ear as he was still passionately thrusting in and out but Bella didn’t respond

“Hope your dad is not at home?, I really don’t want him and other tenants to know” he continued

“Bella,Bella, Bella, you’re not saying anything”David said silently but bella neither move nor breadth.

“Ehn, what’s going on” he quickly pull out his gênítal and held her shoulders with his hand

“Could this be prank?, bella what’s going on? stand up jhor, this kind of prank is expensive oo” he kept tapping her but she never responded

“Yeeeee” David swiftly placed his ear on her chest and he realized she wasn’t breathing anymore

“ahhhhhhhhh” he wailed silently with his mind widely agape in shock, his heart began to beat fast and heavily

“Bella please wake up, please say something” he knelt down pleading Bella to wake up but nothing changed

He went to his fridge, he took a cup of water and splashed it in her face, he pressed her chest gently and did mouth to mouth respiration but she never woke up.

“God please help me, ahhhh landlord’s daughter” his eyes got wide and he held his head in regret

“ah no no no, it shouldn’t be what I’m thinking, Bella please wake up, enough of this joke, tell me it’s a joke, pleeeease have mercy on me, I swear to God, I won’t touch you again in my life, okay I will give you money, ahhhh” he pleaded and he began to shed tears furiously

“Godddd, if you do this for me, I will never forn’icate again in my life, Goddddd I beg you, please forgive me” he kept weeping and deeply asking for forgiveness while on his kneels

“What can I do ?” He began to think

He quickly opened his door to check outside, but no one seems to be around

Once upon a time in Lagos, Nigeria, there lived a young man named Tunde. Tunde was known for his witty sense of humor and his ability to make people laugh. He had a knack for turning any situation into a funny anecdote, and his friends always looked forward to spending time with him.

One sunny day, as Tunde was walking down the bustling streets of Lagos, he noticed a beautiful woman sitting at a café. Her name was Funke, and she had the most infectious laughter he had ever heard. Intrigued by her joyful demeanor, Tunde mustered up the courage to approach her.

"Excuse me, miss," Tunde said with a mischievous grin on his face. "I couldn't help but notice that your laughter is even more captivating than my jokes. Mind if I join you?"

Funke chuckled and motioned for him to take a seat. Little did they know that this chance encounter would be the start of a hilarious love story.

Over the next few weeks, Tunde and Funke spent countless hours together, sharing jokes and laughter. They explored the vibrant streets of Lagos, attending comedy shows and open mic nights. Their love blossomed amidst fits of laughter and playful banter.

One day, Tunde decided to take Funke on a surprise date to one of Lagos' famous comedy clubs. As they entered the venue, they were greeted by the uproarious sounds of laughter echoing through the room. The atmosphere was electric, filled with comedians showcasing their talents.

As luck would have it, Tunde's favorite comedian was performing that night. With excitement in his eyes, he leaned over to Funke and whispered, "Get ready for some serious belly laughs!"

The comedian took the stage and began his routine. His jokes were so hilarious that the entire audience was in stitches. But what happened next took everyone by surprise – Tunde stood up from his seat and shouted, "Hey, that's my joke!"

The room fell silent as all eyes turned to Tunde. The comedian on stage looked bewildered, unsure of how to react. But then, he burst into laughter, realizing that Tunde was just pulling a prank.

The audience erupted in applause and laughter, and Tunde couldn't help but join in. Funke was in stitches, tears streaming down her face from laughing so hard. It was a moment they would never forget.

From that day forward, Tunde and Funke became known as the funniest couple in Lagos. They continued to share their love for humor, making each other laugh every day. Their wedding was a grand celebration filled with laughter and joy, as friends and family gathered to witness their union.

Tunde and Funke's love story is a testament to the power of laughter in relationships. Their ability to find humor in every situation brought them closer together and created a bond that could withstand any challenge.