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Name: Akande Michael
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From: Lagos, Nigeria
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1) Some people can't make Heaven, no matter what;.. how can you attend someone's burΓ­al, and after crying for that person, you still went home with 7 plates of rice, no no you reason am πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2) Every evΓ­l breΓ‘st that will not stay inside the brΓ‘ but come outside to rΓΊin relationship, by the Power vested in Favor, I command that BreΓ‘st to be flat like Papa Nkechi three bedroom flat πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3) FeΓ‘r those men who enter restaurant to ask to mix Okro, Ogbono and top it with Egusi... they can never stay with one Woman,..Ebuka if you like stone me, I go talk truth πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4)Nothing wey we no go see for Nigeria.. how can They Serve a visitor rice, and the visitor is complaΓ­ning of too much Maggi,no no no reason am πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5) Nigeria is not moving forward, because we still have some people who Smell their armpit to know whether they'll bath or not πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6) Nkechi, I take God beg you, if you don't know what to chat with me anymore, end the Conversation; which one is "So, What's your favorite Circumstances in life!" πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7)Do you remember those times When you were crying for your first brΓ¨akup; Now look at you, looking strong for another 7 brΓ¨akup πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8) Felix, Do you remember that time when you almost took BloΓ³d Covenant with Nkechi, by now you'll have been In Fanta bottle πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9) I thought I have seen shΓ©ge for Naija not until I heard Nkechi singing
I'm working in power
I'm walking in Oracle
I leave my rice for Favor
Cos I know Umahia,....... πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10) Sunday School teachers won't tell you that you're ΓΊgly, they'll wait till Church drama, and put you in the role of DΓ©vil πŸ˜§πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dearie πŸ₯°πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί; You can tap The FΓ³llow Button Above this post IMMEDIATELY, for more Amazing Smiles Daily, on a DAILY BASIS,


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😁 oya oo i don land oo, its been a while we laugh out let do it again 😁

1. How to know the last price in Nigeria, if you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price, just buy it..πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

2. They say what a man can do, a woman can do better, as if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus.
MtchewwwπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™ŽπŸΎβ€β™€οΈ πŸ˜„

3. With the way things are going in this country ehnβ€š if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....

Because we might get lucky πŸ™„πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. In Africa ehnβ€š immediately you fix bulbs for your neighboursβ€š BOOM !

They will start telling everyone that you’re an electrician and you can fix Transformer πŸ˜³πŸ™†πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. I just bought my first car today and words can’t explain how much I’m lyΓ―ng. πŸ₯²πŸ₯±πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. I saw a lady cryΓ―ng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;

I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor πŸ₯²

Too much caring no go kΓ―ll me one day πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. Who else noticed that English mostly runs Γ€way when you’re in a serious argument ?? πŸ˜‚

8. A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide. The Liberian says "bleep off"you won't bring it back

9. Ochuko:why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos:I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills

10. Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after the service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God's time is the best.

11. Drivers should pls stop moving the car when we are still trying to enter the car. I almost kissed conductor today.

12. My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.πŸ˜‚

13. Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his houseπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. You are trying to go without reacting πŸ™„ heaven is far from you πŸ˜πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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God no go allow make them fire me but I go too devour this food eh 😫😫


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Good evening @mindviewer I have some questions to ask can you please unblock me

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I saw this moneyπŸ’΅ on my way going out today , but fear no let carry am because na New year we dey oo
Abi na setup. 🀸🀸


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When you buy bleaching cream from mallam Audu


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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚LAUGH OUT YOUR SORROWπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1.What is JEALOUSY?? 😏
JEALOUSY is when u see two goats having sex and you decided to separate them..... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜¬
is the She-goat your EX? 😏😏 Abi what's your problem?🀣🀣🀣

2.Every time I kill mosquito, I put it in a chair next to mah bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

3.How African parent comment on thier children Facebook photo:
"You're beautiful in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen" πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

4.Some girls can be funny o.
So because ur crush moved to ur area, U now wear heels to fetch water πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

5.Buying flowers for ur ibadan girlfriend Is not an issue.
The problem is when u receive a text message from her the next day saying.... ""boo, the vegetables u bought me tasted somehow""
Na wa ooooooooπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

6.I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking that he is in the club saying this DJ go kill person ooooooooo. When I turn the generator off, he ask me who sing the track?
I come tell am say na Yamaha sing am..naim d guy say davido and dem WizKid supposed to dey learn from dis Yamaha jam...c wahala.🀣🀣🀣

7. A guy saw 2 identical twins,,,,and he went ahead and ask dem dat,,,,shay na twins abi pixmix???shoroniyen?🀣🀣

8. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

9.You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😫πŸ˜ͺ
🚢🚢🚢

10.Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11.Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky.. I will open the back door and jump into heaven, just to surprise GodπŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ€£

12.People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 700 women? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, that's why the center of their anus remain blackπŸ˜‚

NOTE: New story dropping tomorrow Evening πŸŒ†

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I have I create a whatsapp group for cruise and update
Would you join

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