Crypto Wahala: Garri to the Rescue 🤦🏽♂️😂

I don tire for this crypto life. One minute, my portfolio dey shine like Christmas light 🎄💰, the next minute, e don red pass my village masquerade’s face 😭📉. I no go lie, I be big boy last month. I dey tell people how to invest, dey shout "Buy the dip!" anyhow. My guy even call me "Crypto Professor." Who send me message? 🤡
Last week, I check my Binance wallet, my heart nearly stop 💔. My $100 don turn to $12 😭. Na so I call my guy, Chidi, say, "Bro, e be like say this crypto don finish me." Chidi just laugh, say, "Omo, you never see anything. Sell am buy garri, at least that one dey rise when you add water." 😭😂
At first, I think say na cruise 🚢, but as I check my fridge and see only empty nylon, reality slap me 🤦🏽♂️. I no waste time. I sell my last USDT, rush go buy garri, sugar, and groundnut. Now, anytime I dey sip my soaked garri with style 😎🥂, I dey tell myself, "At least this one no go dip."
My fellow hustlers, make we no kill ourselves over crypto 😆. If market no favor you, just go back to the basics—garri no dey disappoint! 😋👌
Last week, I check my Binance wallet, my heart nearly stop 💔. My $100 don turn to $12 😭. Na so I call my guy, Chidi, say, "Bro, e be like say this crypto don finish me." Chidi just laugh, say, "Omo, you never see anything. Sell am buy garri, at least that one dey rise when you add water." 😭😂
At first, I think say na cruise 🚢, but as I check my fridge and see only empty nylon, reality slap me 🤦🏽♂️. I no waste time. I sell my last USDT, rush go buy garri, sugar, and groundnut. Now, anytime I dey sip my soaked garri with style 😎🥂, I dey tell myself, "At least this one no go dip."
My fellow hustlers, make we no kill ourselves over crypto 😆. If market no favor you, just go back to the basics—garri no dey disappoint! 😋👌