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Some days back US evacuated most of it's workers in Nigeria because of threat of terrorist attacks they said Abuja is going down in 196 hours , everyone is in fear Because it hasn't been long some prisoners broke out from kuje prison in Abuja let each and everyone not be oblivious about the happens around let's not hesitate to report any funny occurrence stay safe.

Note: This isn't funny, from one point of view, but then, from another...

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I am the designated decoy!"

What I witnessed earlier this week
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅

Spiritual problem is when someone trek 🚶6km to work 🏢 just to get there and realize that he forgot the office key at home 🏠. So he managed to trek 🚶 back home leaving his heavy bag 🎒 at the office 🏢 doorstep...

On getting home 🏠, he realized that his house 🏠 key 🔑 is in the bag he left at the Office Doorstep... He got upset,🤦🏾‍but had no choice, so he trekked 🚶🚶 back to the office again, picked up his bag 🎒 angrily, and trekked 🚶 his way back home 🏠 again..

On getting home 🏠, he dipped his hand ✋ into the bag 🎒, only to realize that the office 🏢 key was in the bag 🎒 all along... Now he sits on the floor shouting...
"Make una kuku kill me ooohhh village people. 😃😃😂😂😂😂😂

My people I want make una laugh small,
Laughter is a good medicine my pple..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yesterday I was journeying to suleja from Abuja in Niger state to get Ankara fabrics , cashmere fabric and cheques shirting fabric along the asokoro Aya filing station opposite four square bible church , a weird man from a Camry latest model came in front of us with his car to barricade us because it was a commercial bus and there were loads of passengers on board , he started shouting that our driver scracted his vehicle and this so called man was behind so probably he did the scratching then our driver started rain heavy 😡 insults on the strange man the man was so infuriated he started calling a strange number our driver reversed back and continued in the journey lo and behold the man was still chasing after us the vehicles were hitting each other then there was an uproar in the bus in pidgin " na people dey here oga stop this thing" but he didn't our driver was still insulting he followed almost to our destination he kept on blocking us until the conductor and some passengers went to beg him and told him sorry so he stop the chase I then discovered that sorry is really a magical word. Please learn to say sorry!!

Imagine, this life is just so funny and messed up
Everyone is just trying to measure up and feel among. Over the week I happened to come across a fight between a keke driver and a car owner, the owner of the car claimed his car was scratched by the keke man but the scratch wasn't even visible enough it was a minor thing, so as they were arguing and the car owner was forcing the keke man to pay for damages people gathered and started to beg the car owner but he was adamant threatening he will get the keke man arrested.
Suddenly a man drove in a car and slapped the car owner and he began to beg Lo and behold the car owner was just a house boy who took his boss car for a cruise, this life nawa o
Everybody wants to live big

Soo during this week alot happened in the market like the chairman of the town telling okrika sellers to move to modern market omo Wahala dey oo 😹.

Am so happy my top most prayer point has been 🙏 answer , since the asuu strike started it has been easy for me , comrade like me would be sent to buy Maggi ,matches , to so the dishes and other micro chores which rounds shame on my face and to cap it up I rarely have cash on me so anything I want to get I will Stand in front of my parents because they don't want be to get a job so my top notch prayer point was for it to come to an end so that my normal life can gain breathing space so happy when it was announced that the strike was suspended as am typing this am already in school awaiting those that will come later.
@Gist sunday

Abubakar-Rimi, a Medicine and Surgery final year student, opened a food outlet and Indomie joint in the Diplomat area in Sokoto.
Abubakar-Rimi, who ventured into food selling business due to the prolonged strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) died recently. He never got to graduate due to the prolonged strike may his soul rest in peace

So over the weekend, I came across this fashion report of the world's oldest working supermodel, Carmen Dell'Orefice, 91 who had started modelling since the age of 13
She is to grace the cover of New You magazine alongside the 69-year-old fashion star Beverly Johnson, who previously made history as the first African-American model to appear on the cover of Vogue in 1974.

From this picture here, Beverly Johnson (brown skinned) looks pretty good at 69

This is the picture of how Controversial socialite, Pretty Mike stepped in at Don Jazzy's mum's burial ceremony.
Pretty Mike is a big Clown
Imagine, just see how they are dressed and they are comfortable with it
This dressing is straight up from the pit of hell, it was inspired by the devil just look at them

My neighbors son took his girlfriend out with his father's car so the man came home looking for his vehicle he went around asking neighbors but they had no idea because the man travelled and just returned and his car was missing then he called the police and told them about it they said his son took it out and slhe went to that location beat up his son and embarrassed him in public and the girlfriend claimed not to have any idea that the guy took the car without his father's knowledge.

Just this week i had a serious issue with one course in school like that the course was so choky and difficult and the lecturer handling that course isn't up to the task I always attend lectures and return with a downcast countenance because I fear the day of examination. So I went to lectures and Saturday they were like saying thank God that the lecturer handling that course is dead, I was so infuriated how will you glory over someone's death no matter her mean the person is , his own case he was just a victim of circumstance because he couldn't handle a course , the lecturer should be in his early 40's and they are happy he died what a cruel world. RiP sir and have eternal 🙏 Joy please do not push people to the wall because they can't give you what you want we are wired differently.

Is this still common with people?

So I came back to pH yesterday.. (Saturday) my niece's dedication is today.. So I helped around in the house.
After everything, since I havn't seen my home boys for so long..we decided to go to d mall and grab one or two, u know.
We got there. My man bought what he wanted.. I was good tho.. So I didn't buy anything.. We chilled.. Next thing I Know .. We saw dis fine lady.. She was talking with a boy.. We over heard.... "I live at old GRA" my boys was like bro.. She is A1.
I told them to not conclude already.. So when she was about going home.. One of my nigga decided to stalk her.. So we followed.. Bro wer she headed was a different thing.. We decided to slow down.. Btw we parked around the mall.. So after a long walk.. Lol bro you won't believe d place dis lady entered.. My entire life I havnt seen such crowdy area.. And d kids there was yelling.. Anti kewe don come!!!
Obviously she lived there.. And that place is nothing close to old GRA.

NOW MY QUESTION IS; why do some people do this?

Topic for discussion
Gist for the day

You got pregnant for a man and he asked you abort the baby, you refused and kept the baby. He didn't do anything till after 27yrs he resurface and demand for the custody of his child.

Ladies can you allow such man into your daughter's life?

Men will you even think of showing your face and self?

Note that, this said man didn't wanted the baby, didn't even know. And never ever showed up in decades.

This discussion is important and for everybody.

The passing of Queen Elizabeth (the 2nd)

Queen Elizabeth II has died aged 96, Buckingham Palace announced, on Thursday, Sept. 8

Queen Elizabeth II was the longest-reigning monarch in British history and the world's oldest head of state.

The State Funeral of Her Majesty The Queen will take place at Westminster Abbey on Monday, 19th September at 11:00 a.m.

Meanwhile, King Charles has successfully ascended the throne as officially proclaimed King on Saturday, Sept. 10, at St James's Palace in London.

She reigned 70 years.

My Experience so far with Restaurants in Nigeria

The was a time in my life I used to a engage booker joints for meals anytime I am out of home. As time flew by, my taste for better restaurants began to rise, of course there was a rise in pocket earnings; I am not implying that booker is bad to reckon with at least the humble beginnings are not to be despised. I upgraded gracefully.

But it's a catastrophe to know what has remained a problem @ the bookers remains same at social class restaurants. It may sound funny but it's the truth, I observed that when I visit the bookers early once a hot pot of soup is grounded😁 and place order; the delivery usually comes with enough barriers and obstacles if you know what I mean😁 the meat might be one as per Booker but stock fish, shakky, kpanla and orishirishe are always intact, same goes to the social class restaurants. Unfortunately, I experience opposite if I dare visit at noon or evenings after d day's hustle - the rations served comes with offensive bones be it stockfish, goat meat or beef.

Do you have a similar experiences?

Pope Francis has sworn in Peter Okpaleke, Catholic bishop of Ekwulobia, Anambra state, as a cardinal.

The swearing in took place on Saturday at St. Peter’s Basilica, Vatican City.

The college of cardinals is a body of senior priests who support the pope in overseeing the affairs of the church, and they also vote during papal elections.

Okpaleke who is among the 20 new cardinals of the church is one of two African bishops and the only Nigerian sworn in.

The new cardinals are an addition to the college of cardinals which has now grown from 208 to 229.

Prior to being appointed as cardinal, TheCable had reported how Okpaleke resigned as bishop from the Ahiara diocese in Imo state after being rejected because he was not an indigene.

Opaleke is the fifth cardinal from Nigeria — others are Dominic Ekandem (now late), John Onaiyekan, Anthony Okogie and Francis Arinze.

The news have it that there would be the deployment of 13,000 Closed Circuit Television (CCTV) Cameras, additional 6,000 street lights and security sensors for surveillance and crime prevention across Lagos State from the month of October. To me i think that's a welcome development to curb crime in Lagos state.

Most people are going crazy because of the on going asuu strike students at home are going into several criminal acts and of recent a lecturer heard his 6 months salary wouldn't be payed he fell down and died instantly , something should be done about these because some lecturers have only one stream of income.

Owk, so i went to a saloon around here to wash and set my hair.

As i was waiting for a stylist to attend to me, a guy walked towards me and asked if i was going to braid, fix or wash my hair. I was on the verge of asking him how that was his business when it dawned on me that he was one of the hair dressers and obviously, he was going to attend to me😲

I eventually sat down and let him do his job. I wasnt comfortable, i dont know why. I didnt even understand the method he was using to wash my hair

So ladies of mindviewers, have you ever been attended to by a male hairdresser? How was the experience?

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Antony Joshua was defeated by Oleksandr Usyk, he was certain too strong for Joshua
Usyk finished the match with a striking left hook followed up by a three punch combination, Usyk was just too much for Joshua
We expect Joshua to come back stronger to take on Usyk for the belt