Mindviewers Stories

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Shehu was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of f0ols".

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social Sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results:

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social Sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Christian school even though they were not Christians.
The First term Shehu passed and was the first in the class.

Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social Sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

"When I saw a man nailed on the cross at every corner of the school building, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here, they will nail me too if I fail".

😂😂😂
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🙏

I heard from my friend his plans on how to become a millionaire💵this month.
His words to me ;
This month I will use all my salary to buy a female dog(bulldog)

Later I will go to the bank to collect a loan of 200k💵 to buy food for me and the dog

I will name the dog precious(because she reminds me of somebody)😂💔

Emeka my friend has a male breed of the same dog. I will take my dog(precious) to Emeka's house.

My dog and Emeka's dog will do chuku chuku .

My dog will get pregnant and give birth to 5 puppies which I will sell for 300k each(Las price)

I will make 1.5 million naira💵

When my loan is due I will go back to the bank to pay back my loan.

Use 100k💵 do small doings for Emeka and his dog for their contribution to my success.
Remaining balance will be 1.2 million💵

Boom🎆 I will become the newest millionaire in town💵😂🤣

There are 4 girls Blessing, Dorcas, Faith and Favour who were good friends but along the way had a quarrel that made them to separate
Blessing came to visit me and it was late so she had to go, I left her almost at her house
On her way home, Dorcas and Faith attacked her saying that she insulted them that they normally wear torn panties and Favour on seeing that came out to help Blessing because they were neighbors
After the fight, Blessing went home and informed her mum about it, on hearing it her mom rushed to favour's house to confront her thinking that she planned it.
Favour was very angry when Blessing's mum was raining insults on her and gave Blessing a hot slap and Blessing returned the slap
Meaning Favour's mum was on her way back from church when she saw them in her house quarreling, she dropped her bible and pushed Blessing's mum to the ground, Blessing's mum stood up immediately and retaliated
Just then Blessing's elder brother arrived the seen and grabbed Favour's mum on the neck and neighbors immediately separated them
When Favour's father heard about it, he called the police and arrested the Blessing's family
When the police heard the story they arrested all the girls that fought and favour's mum too
Blessing's mum and favour's mum were later released and the police said the girls should make peace with each other in the cell before they will be released
They still dey cell dey settle o
#group/gists-sunday

This is a personal experience
I went to the market yesterday to get a chicken for easter, I saw chickens with prices ranging from 5k to 6k but I was looking for a cheaper one when I had the money to buy a big chicken
Later, I saw a Hausa man with a very big chicken and asked of the price and he said 3500 I was very happy
But on a second thought I wondered why people haven't bought it yet, I later noticed the chicken was sick but I didn't mind, I bought the chicken and went home
On reaching home I noticed the chicken was dead o, I couldn't believe my eyes
Cheap things no good o, right now I dey chop fish o

would like to share with you a story...
Not my experience shaa but a friend narrated this to me....
When you think of haunted dolls, it’s likely the creepy old Victorian-looking porcelain kind that springs to mind. None of which you probably have laying around. Still, don’t get too comfortable around any kids toys too soon, though: a Disney’s Frozen Elsa doll that was gifted for Christmas seemingly haunted him and his household..
According to him, they started noticing unusual things about the doll early this year and the wife decided to throw it out only to find it on their door step the following morning....
At first they thought it was the work of someone in the neighborhood but after throwing it out again along with other garbage, they still found it a day later at their backyard...
Who would possibly dig it out of the garbage to play that prank?...
The family got really scared and that's when my friend told me he toke the doll himself and buried it on his way to farm last Saturday... It hasn't made its way back since then....
That's the latest gist I heard in the course of the week😊😊😊😊

Good evening my people. The gist in town is about a girl named toyosi who made false accusations on some 3 guys who she did hookup with. After their business, I think they had a disagreement which the guys didn’t want to let her leave till they settle it, and she threatened to post on twitter that she’s being kidnapped and being raped at the same time, which isn’t true. Now, they’re all cooling off at panti, yaba. They guys will be arraigned in court for holding toyosi against her will, while Toyosi will be arraigned for false accusations and disturbing public order. I hope you enjoy my gist, like and comment. Thanks 😊

Do you know that in most cases, ladies and men are the cause of the domestic violence they experience in their relationships?

The sign of a woman beater, as well as a man beater, can never be hidden but people always overlook these signs while dating, and rather than leave, they hope the man or woman will change...

People don't change really... They only get better in hiding their nature just to unleash it when you least expect.

If he or she strikes you once, it may pass for a crazy mistake but if it is done a second time, that is who he or she is... RUN!

And for those who say women sometimes are the cause I will say that is BS cos even when we know some ladies can be very very overbearing, any wise man should know that the weakness of women is their tongue and that is where their power lies so we must learn to ignore, walk away or ask her to leave but don't ever raise your hand to hit a woman and same applies to the ladies who are physically abusive towards their men.

#SayNoToDomesticViolence