Backfire/Gone-wrong Stories & Experiences

Yesterday Monday 3rd July, the school was not supposed to conduct any lectures since the Mondays have been usually recognised as stay-at-home day.

The day started off boringly, we had not perceived electricity for close to 34hrs and my phone was dead. I had to go inside the institution to find where to charge.

I found a class which had faulty wall fuses, but at last, found one good.
I had just plugged in and seated for few minutes when students started rushing inside the building like they were being chased, some pushed, and overtook me while I struggled to leave the front seat I occupied and run to the back.

When everything settled down, to my utmost surprise, it wasn't any alarm.
The students were just rushing to get a good space before the next lecture.

I had given up my seat because of what I thought was the gun men's. With anger, I just stood, picked my belongings and left.

Early this morning going to church we were almost crushed by a policeman vehicle, the bike I and my sis took a man's vehicle almost collided against us he started raining insults on him and the man was so so infuriated he was trying to get something from his vehicle and he brought out a handcuff that was when our bikeman knew he stepped on a wrong tail and the chase was on and he started taking us through streets and the policeman was still coming at us but unfortunately we lost him 😞☹️ though I went to church late.

Today was the most funniest moment I have ever experienced.
It all started after service, i went to one of my friends house to enjoy the Easter goodies, on our way we met one man who was with two fouls for sale and it was very at a very cheap rate but to our surprise when people see the chicken they will just drop and leave. We got closer and I grab one of them, guess what the foul was lifeless, I mean why would someone sell dead chicken and that was when we noticed the man wasn't totally sane, we just quickly left oh

THE RIVERS STATE POLICE COMMAND HAS ARREST A 17 YEARS OLD BOY FOR ALLEGEDLY IMPREGNATING 10 LADIES...
The suspect, Noble Uzuchi, was nabbed with his accomplice, Chigozie Ogbonna, 29... According to the authorities, the two suspects and two other ladies, Favour Bright and Peace Alikoi, were allegedly running a baby factory,She added that the 10 pregnant ladies had been rescued by the force operatives after the raid on and arrest of the suspects....
On Saturday, January 7, 2023, around 4.45 pm, while acting on credible intelligence available to the Rivers State Police Command, C4I Intelligence Unit operatives raided two houses at Igwuruta and Omagwa communities respectively, where victims of child trafficking were being kept.

“The victims rescued in the operation are 10, most of them pregnant,” she said.

She claimed that investigations found that when a victim delivered her baby, the syndicate leader kept the child and paid N500,000 while some of the babies previously delivered in the houses had been sold.... #mindviewers #gistsunday

I had an exam yesterday a very dangerous 😬 biochemistry course I read the course one week before the test to tell you how dangerous the course was a day before the test I didn't sleep the following day I went to the hall with confidence and pride and I tried to log in the system but I couldn't it was saying access code denied I called the invigilator he said I should complain to the admin I did after an hour I was into the test and when I wanted to submit a student passed and with his leg removed my system cable the system went off what a painful experience.

An incidence happened when I went to to fix the church keyboard at an instrument store I guy came in that he wanted renting mixer and a power amplifier so he transfer the money to the owner of the stall and then went to the road to board a vehicle that will convey the instrument to his destination because the sound system is very heavy so he put the power amp and went back to get the mixer the driver had already made away with his instrument he was shouting uncontrollable so we should be very conscious this season people are very hungry so don't just trust anyone you bump into on the road. Nigeria will be great again.

Imagine, this life is just so funny and messed up
Everyone is just trying to measure up and feel among. Over the week I happened to come across a fight between a keke driver and a car owner, the owner of the car claimed his car was scratched by the keke man but the scratch wasn't even visible enough it was a minor thing, so as they were arguing and the car owner was forcing the keke man to pay for damages people gathered and started to beg the car owner but he was adamant threatening he will get the keke man arrested.
Suddenly a man drove in a car and slapped the car owner and he began to beg Lo and behold the car owner was just a house boy who took his boss car for a cruise, this life nawa o
Everybody wants to live big

My neighbors son took his girlfriend out with his father's car so the man came home looking for his vehicle he went around asking neighbors but they had no idea because the man travelled and just returned and his car was missing then he called the police and told them about it they said his son took it out and slhe went to that location beat up his son and embarrassed him in public and the girlfriend claimed not to have any idea that the guy took the car without his father's knowledge.

Hello mindviewers you need to hear this so have a plate of popcorn and read this. This is an occurrence that all played out last week as though it were to be a movie ,such a memory that has sticked to my memory like scarlet I don't think I can forget this in a hurry.it all started that my sim card an MTN sim started miss behaving at times the network bar will display at times it wouldn't owing to the fact that the sim life span is coming to an abrupt end so it even stopped working I took a chill pill and was patient for three weeks 😂 it didn't still work later I got an inspiration like Achimedes the scientist in the bathtub that I should make use of methylated spirit so when I used it to my greatest disbelief it started working only for a day the next day it didn't work I had to go somewhere in town for a Sim swap when I went there I was asked for my NIN details I gave them they took my details I was the only one there for sim swaps buh after I was been captured three other people emerged from nowhere so their details too was taken so they asked us to wait for the guy that will take us through the next phase that he went to mosque go pray, so we were patient till he came so when he came we were asked to follow him to my surprise those people that came late took the lead and they said the first should sit I was about going but the elderly struggled to sit and he did his and they said next the guy turned to me and was begging that it is only 2:30 he has in this life ooo and I too had something to attend to though not convinient at all , and his started developing faults till past 3 they were struggling to do his registration and he forgot the lie he told about 2:30 and they asked for mine it didn't take up to 10minutes it was a success to round it all up the guy didn't bring his main NIN slip he was asked to go and probably come back tomorrow I was so glad I allowed him go before me life thought him to be patient. So to everyone reading this do not try to act smart over people's kindness to their detriment always stick to protocols it pays or else you will be a colossal failure In life
# life experience I so learned#
#Do not use people as ladders for mischief#
@Group/Sunday gists

Experienced how funny people react to things .
Two guys forget because of water .

When contentment becomes dead, desperation sets in.
People are so desperate to make money lately and have turned around to devalue themselves just to have this money.
Why are we killing ourselves for something you'll have today and tomorrow you're gone without a Kobo out of the millions you have killed yourself for?
Be contented, work hard and legitimately for a better life.
Hardwork + God = Success.
Happy Sunday #mindviewers

Heard that Lagos girls in lekki are now sleeping with dogs for just 1.5million and speaking of which dogs are now scarce in my street